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Fun low-brow things to do in Tamriel
goatlyonesub17_ESO
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Bellylaughing at players who fail to cross the bridge at Rash Merchant's Plummet
It's on Stros M'Kai. Just stand on the beach by the rocks, facing the water under the bridge.
Splash.
/bellylaugh
It's on Stros M'Kai. Just stand on the beach by the rocks, facing the water under the bridge.
Splash.
/bellylaugh
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
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goatlyonesub17_ESO✭✭✭✭Playing "innocent" after throwing a mudball
A good innocent act is done by loading a macro with
/leanbackcoin
while you stand just to the left (looking in) of an entrance to a city gate, a stable, or an open-door crafting shop.
Be wary of people standing outside watching you. If they see you toss, they'll start throwing mudballs back at you.Edited by goatlyonesub17_ESO on 7 December 2021 23:30"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.2