Dr. Sheogorath or How I learned to stop worrying and love no proc.

orion_1981usub17_ESO

Dr. Sheogorath says no more cheese for the mortals, your pvping on my island now and I have some rules. Don't like it, you can find hiricine's werewolf scum by the dozen in battlegrounds.

Rule number #9 no more immortals, I'm the only deadric prince here and I wont be outdone simply because you put on a magic gourd!

Rule number #3 if your gonna cry please deposit said tears into the tear bowl so that I can bake a loser cake to celebrate my take over of pvp.

Rule number #0 your pvping on my island now and I.... Said that already. No, you can of course use any items you wish... please feel free to continue going in with all your current gear, I won't try to stop you.

Rule number #II just because your having fun doesn't mean I won't you too and vice versa. I make these changes sole on you "player" and have done everything in my power to make you either euphoric or miserable and you alone....

Rule number# 5 no matter what your opinion on my take over of pvp the inevitable reply will be "git gud, mortal"

Rule number... this bores me. These changes are temporary as a passing fancy of the mad one... live a little.

Kwoung

I still want a wheel of cheese to throw at whomever holds the hammer! Come on Shegorath, you know it would be fun!

Minalan

This is the post of the year.

“Git gud, mortal.”

orion_1981usub17_ESO

Best I can do is this staff, it does stuff but I haven't decided what yet. Don't worry your not gonna miss out on two skill points for this one. Just give it a wave at someone and see if they still kill you. Oh and tell that deadric prince it really is the length that matters.

The wabbajack staff would randomize the victims skills and gear until either they kill you or leave a range for xx seconds. Light attacks and heavy attacks either create little bright birds that randomly peck players or turns you into a wheel of cheese for two seconds.

ZOS_ConnorG

Greetings all,

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