Step 1. Fill a coffee cup halfway with whipped cream.
Step 2. Squirt a teaspoon of chocolate syrup into cup.
Step 3. Mix chocolate syrup into whipped cream until completely dispersed.
Step 4. Brew espresso into cup until full.
Step 5. Sit in a nice comfortable chair by the fireside.
Step 6. Drink the King Emeric's Mocha Cappuccino.
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