Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »A Puss in Boots and a Wooden Elf .. Why so gloomy there, guys? Failed to rob someone ?
Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »Ah, let me guess.. You kept nix while Pinocchio invoked that Bosmeri Rite of Theft, yeah? Why is he so gloomy? By the way, don't you know they eat other? You might wake up a nasty day only to find yourself eaten up by your mate. Look at his face! He is maniac..
Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »I don't know, pal, you tell me! You never know if a Bosmer with little shifty eyes has never ate a Khajiit! Why else do you think he's following you? You'd better get back to Morrowind. We'll give you work, good food and a feeling of confidence about your future.
JusticeForJilarga wrote: »Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »I don't know, pal, you tell me! You never know if a Bosmer with little shifty eyes has never ate a Khajiit! Why else do you think he's following you? You'd better get back to Morrowind. We'll give you work, good food and a feeling of confidence about your future.
Get Back to Morrowind? This One smells a trap.
Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »JusticeForJilarga wrote: »Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »I don't know, pal, you tell me! You never know if a Bosmer with little shifty eyes has never ate a Khajiit! Why else do you think he's following you? You'd better get back to Morrowind. We'll give you work, good food and a feeling of confidence about your future.
Get Back to Morrowind? This One smells a trap.
"Get your big butt back in the house"! Don't make me say a magic word, cat. You won't refuse after hearing it, trust me on that .
SantieClaws wrote: »Ah this one wishes you both much happiness under the bright moons!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
JusticeForJilarga wrote: »What Magic Word?
JusticeForJilarga wrote: »This One thanks you Fellow Khajiit. You are more then welcome to come to the wedding.
Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »JusticeForJilarga wrote: »What Magic Word?
I wanted to say.. Moonsugar. In water. Skooma, to say it briefly. But..
But after these words:JusticeForJilarga wrote: »This One thanks you Fellow Khajiit. You are more then welcome to come to the wedding.
What?! I like women only, female, you understand? Don't even get close to me, Khajiit or I'll feed you to my Daedric minions. You go marry that elf made of wood you say to be your mate and stay away from me and my land! Yuck!
JusticeForJilarga wrote: »Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »I don't know, pal, you tell me! You never know if a Bosmer with little shifty eyes has never ate a Khajiit! Why else do you think he's following you? You'd better get back to Morrowind. We'll give you work, good food and a feeling of confidence about your future.
Get Back to Morrowind? This One smells a trap.