Poll to fix (or at least add an "on/off" feature to) the Imperial fountain

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Desperate Homeowner:
“Excuse me Miss... Who did you call to come out and repair your lovely Imperial Fountain?”

Happy Homeowner (with working fountain):
(No reply)

Desperate Homeowner:
(Returns to her broken fountain and sobs uncontrollably)

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
Remember, I want someone to come out and fix my fountain. I need whoever it is to clear my drain. If there is a crack in it, I don't want any shoddy work. I want a perfect patch. No duct tape!
Now, you're sure all of this will go into your classifieds just as I'm telling you and that you're writing it all down correctly?

JOURNALIST
Oh, yes Miss. I have it all 100% accurate. No need to worry.

(A few hours later, a knock at the door)

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
Well, that was really fast! Thank you so much for coming!
(Opens door)
(Gasps)

CLOWN
Hi there! You ready to get started?

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
Who are you?

CLOWN
You requested to be fixed up with clown men.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
No, no, no! I said I needed someone to fix my fountain.

CLOWN
Well, you said you wanted someone who was clearly insane!

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
No, I said I need someone to clear my drain!

CLOWN
Well, I'm your perfect match!

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
No, I need a perfect patch!

(Desperate Homeowner slams door shut)

(Muffled voice behind door)
Hey, wait! I brought the duct tape!

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
(Sigh)
That's the last time I use Kegslist

Krainor1974 · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Maybe Zos will post that there’s no running water to prevent extended load screens and lag, lol.

Funrukdurkha · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

ROFL! Very eloquent, Del!

Although... OI!!! Who u calling a clown, missiz?!! xD

Glaiceana · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

I don't own this item but yes, why shouldn't it work? Must be really annoying for you guys having purchased it and it isn't fully functional

Hope they fix it for you soon!

TonyRockaroni · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

I haven't even bought the fountain yet, really. I'm waiting for the moment it actually DOES get fixed and start being a WORKING fountain before buying it.

Thank Akatosh that Ebonheart Chateau (my current main home) came with a working fountain or we would've REALLY had a problem!

WhiteCoatSyndrome · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Kegslist. XD

On topic, I don't own this either but it seems to me it's not much of a fountain without flowing water.

idk · November 2017

If Zos reduced the total items we can place in our home to accommodate the server load a working fountain would add, would that be ok?

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

idk wrote: »

If Zos reduced the total items we can place in our home to accommodate the server load a working fountain would add, would that be ok?

Good question.
Well, they've provided two "working" fountains already you can place in your home.
The one you get with an achievement from Morrowind and the Dwarven from the luxury weekend vendor.
Oh, and I almost forgot a third, fourth, fifth.. the "Blood Fountain" you can get from an achievement and the two daedric "spouts"...
there may be more .. but, maybe that's enough?

VaranisArano · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

We need to get Tilelle the Mender out to fix our water supply. If she can help out the Clockwork City's Brass Fortress with their water supply, surely she can help our fountains! https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Tilelle_the_Mender

ChuckBbaguette · November 2017

Hello could we have an answer of a zos to put an end to delphinia's suffering.if I were paranoid I would take it for condescension.I am persuading that this is not the case.So could she have her long-awaited answer.

Cordially Dekin Aresden

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

ChuckBbaguette wrote: »

Hello could we have an answer of a zos to put an end to delphinia's suffering.if I were paranoid I would take it for condescension.I am persuading that this is not the case.So could she have her long-awaited answer.

Cordially Dekin Aresden

Thank you Dekin! It’s not the most important issue ZOS has to deal with, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask for a fountain to have running water. Especially, since every other fountain in game already does. All I’d ask is that they at least add an on/off feature.
Please cast your vote if you are interested.

Storymaster · November 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Storymaster wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

Haha Thank you for this! I actually was just thinking about this song the other day.. love that Weird Al

Funrukdurkha · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

#Fix
#the
#FOUNTAIN

(This is not going away, ZOS).

Flowersquisher · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Even the blood fountains function, lol Which you can buy with ingame gold!!

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Just thought I'd share a little bit of my experiences with housing.. ok, maybe not my experiences, but I can relate

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EPjX78GLQw

TonyRockaroni · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Delphinia wrote: »

Just thought I'd share a little bit of my experiences with housing.. ok, maybe not my experiences, but I can relate
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EPjX78GLQw

OMG! XD I haven't seen that movie in years! But I still remember it well enough to get what you mean without even watching the whole video. X3

Also, I can relate as well. Both in ESO and IRL. ^^;

Mallow · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

#JusticeforDelphinia

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Mallow

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

The Imperial Fountain in Coldharbour works, the Imperial Fountain in Cyrodiil works, the Blood fountain works, the Dwarven fountain works, the Daedric spout, block works, the Daedric spout, arched works, and the Tribunal Shrine in Fountain works....
I think this may call for a little help from Billie Jean..

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
Ah ha! It's this one!

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

@ZOS_GinaBruno or anyone? Would you please be so kind as to review this and perhaps consider? I know you have a lot of issues to look over and respond to, but again, this has been an issue for many of us since housing was released. It was one of the first Crown Store furnishings and many of us thought it was actually a "fountain", not a basin of water....

Mallow · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Would be a nice Black Fridas surprise, @ZOS_GinaBruno!

RGvolterra · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

I’d like to buy the fountain and was about to do it but fortunately I’ve come across this thread early enough to steer clues of buying a broken fountain. What should we do with a broken fountain ? That’s just ridiculous since a vote has started and no reply from ESO has been given. I won’t buy that stunning broken fountain till it gets fixed.

ChuckBbaguette · November 2017

Delphinia wrote: »

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
Ah ha! It's this one!

Cheer up!

Delphinia · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

ChuckBbaguette wrote: »

Delphinia wrote: »

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
Ah ha! It's this one!

Cheer up!

Lol if they ever fix this... maybe I will

Nelson_Rebel · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

This still hasn't been fixed?

I summon @ZOS_GinaBruno!

Krainor1974 · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

As much as I want it fixed I worry what fixing it might break something else.
Lol

Aurie · November 2017

Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.

Krainor1974 wrote: »

As much as I want it fixed I worry what fixing it might break, lol

There's nothing to break, it doesn't work anyway!!!