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Serious Trials Guild Recruiting Some Sexy Bozos for Big *** NA Scores

ascatraz
ascatraz
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That title was mostly a joke except for "Serious Trials Guild." And "Big *** NA Scores." And "Sexy." Actually, the whole title was serious. Wow. We're all bozos.

Anyways, I won't bother with a wall-of-text. I just want serious, committed people, including those willing to be a backup role.

Yes, the guild has no name yet, but we're leaning towards "Inept and Adept," "Testostebuddies," "Slimy Crackjaws," or something similar.

I'm already wall-of-texting. Time to just meme it out for you. Here are our days/times/requirements to be part of our shmexy group. We plan to start anytime as long as we have 12 sexy people.
  • 7-9 PM CST Saturdays and Mondays. That's 8-10 EST, 5-7 PST, so on and so forth. Google the timezone-translations for where you live.
  • It's nice having people that aren't restricted: 2 confidently-playable roles per person or ability to play both melee and ranged DPS.
  • Healers: A run or two through vCOS HM. HM Velidreth is the most stressful dungeon boss on a healer as it requires great control of resources and movement.
  • Tanks: A run or two through vROM HM . HM Treeminder is the most stressful dungeon boss on a tank as it requires great control of ads, CC management, and survivability.
  • DPS: A big-*** parse. 35K+ on 6m with shards-puncture / ele drain. Preferably in our faces so we can laugh maniacally as you struggle to impress :}
  • #1 thing --- No toxicity, no commitment issues to our times. After all, we wanna have fun and play some Elder RIPSUSTAIN Online, you know?

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In all seriousness, :D
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