Best pickup line for your character

SirAndy · February 2017

Mr_Apollo wrote: »

Title says it all, if you met one of the characters you created on ESO, and you had a love interest for them, what would be your pickup line for them? Quite interested in how smooth ESO players are

"I don't remember you and i have no idea what the f**k you are talking about"

Worked for me and my girlfriend. We've been together for 10 years now ...

Lynx7386 · February 2017

A cat is fine, too

LuminaLilly · February 2017

Hi I think you're pretty

Akselmo · February 2017

Me at my argonian guy: "Show me your.. Front.. Tail?"

I think he would just look at me weird and confused: "No tail in front."

Alternatively: "Let's get into bashing butts as well as deez nuts!" (Thank you gamer poop)

He would probably laugh a lot. It might even work.

kewl · February 2017

When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing.

kylewwefan · February 2017

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkomania runs wild up in you

Stania · February 2017

I don't think anything would work, my char is almost asexual, perhaps he would just smirk, laugh or blush.

RECON96 · February 2017

"I hope your Two-handed skill is maxed. Because you're gonna need more than one hand for this."

Would probably get killed by an Aedric Spear to the heart afterwards.

Angelfire_Arisen · February 2017

*readies Aedric Spear* ....jk

I wouldn't drop a pick up line on my charcaters as they are females as am I, but what rarely fails is either a really confident delivery of a very of a bad line, like the previous post

, or the guy trying to be confident and charming during that delivery while recovering from just having tripped over his own feet.