Creed - Horsie's Minions is recruiting (PvE/PvP/RP/whatever)

Aisle9

We currently have 8 members, 5 of which are inactive, either for lack of stimuli or because doing something constructive with their life. Not the best opening?

with me

We're not Hardcore folks, in the strictest sense, but we enjoy endgame content, theorycrafting and min/maxing.

We're not against casual play, we are kind of casual ourselves, but we really don't like to carry dead weights. What we like to do is to challenge ourselves and grow as people and as players. We firmly believe that there are no limits to knowledge and personal improvement, so, that's what we go for. "This encounter can't be done with less than 3 people" ... Good, let's try with 2 then. Do you like what you see ? Keep going then.

We enjoy both PvP and PvE, and, where possible, we try not to be confined by a single role. We dabbled in RP as well, but I wouldn't say it's something we do with any regularity.

We're also working adults (25+), so, we try not to apply too much pressure, we have other stuff to do, and the game is something fun we do. We don't discriminate, if you're younger than that, but we expect supplicants recruits to avoid spoiled brat behavior. We despise drama, unless we paid for it, and it's performed by professionals for our enjoyment.

Why the name ? here's a little bit of background, feel free to peruse (skip to 4:10 for the good stuff). If you don't get it, not an issue, that's how it's supposed to be.

What are the perks of joining a small guild ?

1) We're all master crafter, so, if you're not, free master crafted stuff until we grow up in numbers (materials have to be provided, of course).
2) Bragging rights when we become rich and famous.
3) Endgame ready folks for dailies silver/gold, trials, dungeons, Cyrodiil and stuff.
4) Lots and lots of pop culture references and 90s jokes.
5) As little as possible political correctness.
6) Still very small guild so, good times.
7) We can correctly spell all the Icelandic volcanoes.
8) We know how to make pizza (and willing to share the secret).
9) We kinda have a dedicated TS3 server, but need to check if still available.
10) We might eventually stream, but, meh. We will upload stuff on YouTube if fun/interesting enough.
11) Cake.


What are the requirements?

1) Sense of humor.
2) Not being a jerk.
3) Not expecting free passes or shortcuts to endgame.
4) Willing to help building something from the ground up.
5) Basic communications skills, possibly in English (or you will be ignored).
6) Basic motor skills.
7) Willing to improve yourself.
8) Willing to share and help others improve if you know more than us
9) No sammich jokes, I don't get them.
10) Willing to be picked for the annual sacrifice Nvm, we don't do that anymore.


Send a /w to @Nibb3, @Imoriato or @Aisle9 if interested in joining our glorious army.

Aisle9

Quick update, we now have a number of active players, tabard, bank, so, not empty anymore.

Wanted to share, totally not a shameless bump.

Irshad

Hi guys, are you still recruiting?

Aisle9

we are, hit me ingame, same handle (@Aisle9)

Irshad

Okay cool. I'll be sending you a friend request from Irshad Abd An-Nur. I'm a level 32 Templar Tank. Building him up still.

Aisle9

If you're interested in joining, contact @Nibb3, @Imoriato or @KittyofDeath

I'm not logging in regularly, due to hardware issues, so, I might not see the message for long times.

This is totally NOT a shameless bump