Another Letter to Zos

KundaliniHero

Dear Zos,

I hope you are well since out last correspondence. I noticed that you haven't written me back, I am sure you are just busy, no worries i'll be in the parking garage waiting for you.

I was just writing to follow up, wondering if you guys can please, please get that "cloak" nerf outta the way already, I am kinda losing steam on this topic. Dont get me wrong I am a pretty solid burst whiner as I am sure you know by now, I just lack any real sustain. I think the key might be weaving in a little more self importance rather than overtly victimizing myself outright but we'll see. although I must admit lately I have been experimenting with the WOT more, you know, the "whine-over-time" but i'm just not convinced its all that effective, perhaps I need to do more theory-crafting?

Anyway the sooner you take care of that cloak business the sooner I can showcase my next nerf topic, I got quite a few solid ones in the chamber at the moment but I'm not sure which one to debut at this time, honestly there are so many to choose from its a little overwhelming. I was thinking it could be fun to write each class on a separate piece of paper and do a random lottery from a used tub of cocoa butter, wouldn't that be neat, I mean it would probably smell great at the least. After that I figure we can just zero in on their best ability and watch those sweet, sweet tears rain on us like shiny dollar bills. Yes, you heard me right, I said us. Thats how much you mean to me Z - can I call you Z? I sincerely hope we've reached that step in our relationship. No need to write me back this time we can discuss all of this tonight in the parking garage.

Sincerely,

The Guy Waiting for You in the Parking Garage