Hello all, we'd just like to start off by saying, you are all great in your own unique respects, but that still doesn't mean that we aren't better than you in every way feasible. And that goes double for us over here at Globo Gym....er.. I mean Team Slug. Seriously, who wants to be a popular functioning member of society, when you could just play eso and abandone all ties with the out side world and join our society over at Team Slug. Are you really really ridiculously good looking? Well that's awesome, but you're still no mach for our Swedish hand model! Are you smart and can read good and do other stuff good too? Well I beg of you to join us cause most of our persons can't read no good no how!
I guess what I'm trying to say in a nut shell folks is, if you want to Excell at having no life better than the rest, play eso, if you want to be better at eso than anybody else
JOIN TEAM SLUG
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