Are you an anybody ages ?-Infinity? We do we have just what you're looking for! A Facebook page with slugs on it! Be differen, be a trail blazer, be a slug (because you know it has always been your dream!) We have a Swedish mascot who actually works at an IKEA!!! Can your guild say that????? O I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over our Abba hour!
JOIN TEAM SLUG
CAUSE IF YOU ARE SLOW, YOU ARE SURE TO LEAVE A BIG MESS!!
ALSO WOOOOOOMENNNNNNNNNNNNNN (women may actually be men in drag, you'll just have to join to find out!)