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Am I a s'wit for finding Lyris a bit terrifying and unsympathetic

Rioghnan
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She's a great, aggressive, scary sort of woman. She could snap you in half and she probably would. Whenever I have to be around her I'm sort of like eeeeugh
I'm not a little mer and she's a full scary big orc head (that she chopped off) taller than I am at least. She wants to pick her teeth with my femur.
Edited by Rioghnan on 20 August 2015 00:52
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  • SedoUmbra
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    Rioghnan wrote: »
    She's a great, aggressive, scary sort of woman. She could snap you in half and she probably would. Whenever I have to be around her I'm sort of like eeeeugh
    I'm not a little mer and she's a full scary big orc head (that she chopped off) taller than I am at least. She wants to pick her teeth with my femur.

    I agree. I am a Bosmer and she is really intimidating. :cry: I prefer Abnur Tharn.
  • ValVonSputz
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    I adore her! She makes me proud to be a woman! lol, plus... if I were into women, I would total hit that. Maybe even buy her a nice seafood dinner. She could even get dessert, if she wanted... and I'm sure she would.
  • Dekkameron
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    *Scary burn victim Altmer guy finds Lyris a lil housecat* (really? pus.sycat is banned?)

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    Edited by Dekkameron on 22 August 2015 04:17
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  • theroyalestpythonnub18_ESO
    I found her quips in the new Wailing Prison a little off. Like really? Rattling off one liners in front of the guy we saw get impaled just thirty seconds ago?
  • Rioghnan
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    I was just walking with her as she was casually threatening to chop people's heads off and I thought, I bet it's got a full set of werewolf teeth. I'd be less worried entering Molag Bal's hoop crawling with homicidal daedra than what she's got under that size 75 cuirass. My lanky **** would be sucked right into that Oblivion cave and I reckon I'd find a few others in there having a bl**dy tea party. I don't know much about Abner Tharn, or any of the other Companions but I reckon they're all terrified of her. Maybe they know something I don't. Part of me does want to find out but then I remember I'd likely die in the process.

    @ValVonSputz In other words, that seafood dinner would probably eat ME for dessert. I'd recommend a bib for that meal. Made of iron. With a bit attached that covers your whole head and also the rest of your body, just in case.
    Edited by Rioghnan on 23 August 2015 15:40
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  • Rioghnan
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    @Dekkameron He looks as tho he could take her. I wouldn't weigh half as much soaking wet with an atronach riding piggyback. She would snap me like a twig.
    Edited by Rioghnan on 23 August 2015 14:59
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  • ValVonSputz
    ValVonSputz
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    @Rioghnan As long as she doesn't c**t punch me like she did ole Abnur's face, I'll be aight.
  • Rioghnan
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    She might reach up there and pull out your heart. And eat it.
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  • SirAndy
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    She's hot ...
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  • Rioghnan
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    Are you a Nord? I bet he's a Nord...
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