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Builds - An orignal song

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Not really original... This came out of my head this morning at work whilst "I got builds" was stuck in my head and I decided to do the whole thing. Last night I had just been talking to guildies about how I spent the whole of yesterday at work looking at ESO builds. Figures.

It goes to the tune of Lunchmoney Lewis' "Bills" (for those that don't know it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_IrQHeDcMi8)
Audio “Lunchmoney” Vortex - “Builds”

Chorus

I got builds I gotta make
But I’m in work, work, work every day
I got keeps I gotta siege
So I’m gon’ make sure everybody’s on
I got builds!

Verse

All these builds pile up on my screen
Along with all their mounts (neigh)
All these noobs run around
I can hear their vampire’s mist (ing)
It’s a full moon out
And the werewolves keep on howlin’ (oooh)
They said they gonna leave me
If I don’t buy their motif for fifty thousand (fifty thousand?)

Bridge

Good fight, Good fight, Good fight, Good fight
Oh mail, Oh mail, Oh mail, Oh mail!
Good fight, oh mail, good fight, oooo mail!

Chorus

I got builds I gotta make
But I’m in work, work, work every day
I got keeps I gotta siege
So I’m gon’ make sure everybody’s on
I got builds!

Verse

Woke up and made my toon
I’m not in WoW ‘nymore people think I’m a loon
Opened the map and the keeps all gone
Where the hell was I gon’ spawn?
Hopped on my horse but the horse too slow
If I don’t level it soon I think I’m gonna blow
It’s too damn far but I still gotta ride
With the guild I’ll still get there in time
Cus' my builds still in it's prime

Bridge

Chorus

(War horn solo)

And these reds, these reds
I said these reds!
Ain’t got no skills

Chorus x 2

(Mama got builds! Yo' daddy got builds! Yo' sister got builds! Yo' auntie got builds!)
I got builds.
(Yo' Uncle got builds! Everybody got builds! Everybody got builds!)

End

Let me know what you guys think. I'm not a creative person so even this was a feat (no hate)! Does anyone else have similar creations? Post below!

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EU Dominion - Aldmeri Kings
EU Daggerfall - Daggerfalls Elite
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