Funny Screenshots Thread

Lertil

Just post some stuff that makes you laugh

Lilarna

Edit to add : There was no running around : I am a vamp indeed, was safely on top of Ash's inner roof, then caltrops arrived, thrown in from one of the siegers on wall next to the main gate across, and me and my fellow vampire dies instantly. I know I have only 20k health, but still, it was immediate. I was like : Oo

Dositheus

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

Mumyo

themdogesbite

Thanks Zenimax.

Alcast

Dositheus wrote: »

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

How much additional Camo hunter dmg you do? And when you throw caltrops, only first proc will be in stealth right? or does it do extra dmg even when you are not stealthed?

Dositheus

Alcast wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

How much additional Camo hunter dmg you do? And when you throw caltrops, only first proc will be in stealth right? or does it do extra dmg even when you are not stealthed?

I use the Evil Hunter morph of the skill, but it can proc off of each tick of Caltrops. My caltrop ticks are generally 600+, but crit quite often for 1k+. Each tick of Caltrops has the chance to proc Evil Hunter (or the other morphs) which hit for around 5k+ but I've seen crit for over 8k to 10k. I've had them crit from stealth for 10k a bunch of times. So, you can literally stay stealthed, charge camo hunter, throw caltrops, and watch zergs of people take multiple ticks of 5k to 10k evil hunter ticks while running through your caltrops. It's kind of great.

I'm assuming that the above poster was running around someone's caltrops, and just dropped dead from it. Assuming that the caltrops ticks were.. 500 or so, x 4 ticks explains the caltrop number. And If the procs on the camo hutner were lucky, 4 ticks of 5k - resistance would be around the 19k camo damage they see.

Alcast

Dositheus wrote: »

Alcast wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

How much additional Camo hunter dmg you do? And when you throw caltrops, only first proc will be in stealth right? or does it do extra dmg even when you are not stealthed?

I use the Evil Hunter morph of the skill, but it can proc off of each tick of Caltrops. My caltrop ticks are generally 600+, but crit quite often for 1k+. Each tick of Caltrops has the chance to proc Evil Hunter (or the other morphs) which hit for around 5k+ but I've seen crit for over 8k to 10k. I've had them crit from stealth for 10k a bunch of times. So, you can literally stay stealthed, charge camo hunter, throw caltrops, and watch zergs of people take multiple ticks of 5k to 10k evil hunter ticks while running through your caltrops. It's kind of great.

I'm assuming that the above poster was running around someone's caltrops, and just dropped dead from it. Assuming that the caltrops ticks were.. 500 or so, x 4 ticks explains the caltrop number. And If the procs on the camo hutner were lucky, 4 ticks of 5k - resistance would be around the 19k camo damage they see.

Ye my Evil hunter crits for approx 11k. I am just wondering, Camo hunter says Chance to deal extra magic dmg IN STEALTH. But when you throw caltrops and sb walks on them first hit will take you out of stealth? Means only your first hit can proc the extra dmg on camo hunter?

Dositheus

Alcast wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

Alcast wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

How much additional Camo hunter dmg you do? And when you throw caltrops, only first proc will be in stealth right? or does it do extra dmg even when you are not stealthed?

I use the Evil Hunter morph of the skill, but it can proc off of each tick of Caltrops. My caltrop ticks are generally 600+, but crit quite often for 1k+. Each tick of Caltrops has the chance to proc Evil Hunter (or the other morphs) which hit for around 5k+ but I've seen crit for over 8k to 10k. I've had them crit from stealth for 10k a bunch of times. So, you can literally stay stealthed, charge camo hunter, throw caltrops, and watch zergs of people take multiple ticks of 5k to 10k evil hunter ticks while running through your caltrops. It's kind of great.

I'm assuming that the above poster was running around someone's caltrops, and just dropped dead from it. Assuming that the caltrops ticks were.. 500 or so, x 4 ticks explains the caltrop number. And If the procs on the camo hutner were lucky, 4 ticks of 5k - resistance would be around the 19k camo damage they see.

Ye my Evil hunter crits for approx 11k. I am just wondering, Camo hunter says Chance to deal extra magic dmg IN STEALTH. But when you throw caltrops and sb walks on them first hit will take you out of stealth? Means only your first hit can proc the extra dmg on camo hunter?

Ahh, yeah I stopped using Camo hunter a long time ago. The stam recovery from Caltrops + evil hunter is too good. Camo is good if you're a one trick pony sniper, but that's it.

shane.roberts25b14_ESO

Lertil wrote: »

Just post some stuff that makes you laugh

Ok... explanation needed... How the blank did Wrecking Blow hit for 18k+ damage, especially on a first strike? That should not be possible...

Ezareth

shane.roberts25b14_ESO wrote: »

Lertil wrote: »

Just post some stuff that makes you laugh

Ok... explanation needed... How the blank did Wrecking Blow hit for 18k+ damage, especially on a first strike? That should not be possible...

I've had it hit me for 22K on the first strike. Anything over 15-16K is overkill though so the point is irrelevant.

Sacadon

really belongs in the not funny thread, but better to laugh than cry about the fall damage.

Lertil

shane.roberts25b14_ESO wrote: »

Lertil wrote: »

Just post some stuff that makes you laugh

Ok... explanation needed... How the blank did Wrecking Blow hit for 18k+ damage, especially on a first strike? That should not be possible...

234% more damage than the "ultimate" soul harvest

CP5

Sacadon wrote: »

really belongs in the not funny thread, but better to laugh than cry about the fall damage.

I have a funny story involving fall damage (was 77k ish damage as well). Didn't get a screen shot but this time I think the damage was called for. Was at roe on one of the towers stealth burning siege, ended up getting into combat but the keep got captured and I got a loading screen. When I got out of it my character flew from the south tower I was in all the way to one of the north towers, touched the ground and fell dead. That was real odd and I wish I could have recorded it.

DisgracefulMind

Jumped on a rock with my horse, fell to my death. Ty ZoS. I really didn't need to get to a Dolmen fight in time, ya know.

Soarin'

Sacadon wrote: »

really belongs in the not funny thread, but better to laugh than cry about the fall damage.

77k - REKT

It's a shame there is no way to mitigate some of the fall damage in game, like dodge rolling as you land or having the lighter armour type reducing the impact damage.

Dositheus

shane.roberts25b14_ESO wrote: »

Lertil wrote: »

Just post some stuff that makes you laugh

Ok... explanation needed... How the blank did Wrecking Blow hit for 18k+ damage, especially on a first strike? That should not be possible...

I actually played around with stealthed Wrecking blows for a bit just for fun. It is the hardest hitting ability from stealth I have seen yet. You can hit players for 25k+ from stealth with it, and mobs for 36k+. It's kind of a one trick wonder though, and buggy as heck as you get detected pretty easily before you can line up and channel the blow unless you're careful. Drinking an invis potion, then sneaking up on a person and wrecking blowing them from stealth though? It's a one hit KO that will give you shivers for a bit.

Lilarna

Dositheus wrote: »

Alcast wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

That's a lot of camo procs. I assume you're a vamp, running around on caltrops? :P

I use Evil Hunter + Caltops often, and it always makes me laugh each time I see a 5k to 8k tick as a vamp runs around ontop of the caltrops, not realizing they are charged.

How much additional Camo hunter dmg you do? And when you throw caltrops, only first proc will be in stealth right? or does it do extra dmg even when you are not stealthed?

I use the Evil Hunter morph of the skill, but it can proc off of each tick of Caltrops. My caltrop ticks are generally 600+, but crit quite often for 1k+. Each tick of Caltrops has the chance to proc Evil Hunter (or the other morphs) which hit for around 5k+ but I've seen crit for over 8k to 10k. I've had them crit from stealth for 10k a bunch of times. So, you can literally stay stealthed, charge camo hunter, throw caltrops, and watch zergs of people take multiple ticks of 5k to 10k evil hunter ticks while running through your caltrops. It's kind of great.

I'm assuming that the above poster was running around someone's caltrops, and just dropped dead from it. Assuming that the caltrops ticks were.. 500 or so, x 4 ticks explains the caltrop number. And If the procs on the camo hutner were lucky, 4 ticks of 5k - resistance would be around the 19k camo damage they see.

Coming in late to answer ^^

There was no running around : I am a vamp indeed, was safely on top of Ash's inner roof, then caltrops arrived, thrown in from one of the siegers on wall next to the main gate across, and me and my fellow vampire died instantly. I know I have only 20k health, but still, it was immediate. I was like : Oo

Lord_Draevan

I don't have any death recaps, but here's some bugs!

My character stuck in a perpetual "punching" animation loop, even on horseback.


Poor AD player stuck inside Drakelowe Keep's walls.


Goblins in a cave spawning without armor, in skivvies only! Oh my.

Lertil

Lord_Draevan wrote: »

Poor AD player stuck inside Drakelowe Keep's walls.

well did you at least help them get out??? or did you /laugh and walk away

k2blader

No OMG15kOVERLOADEFFINSORCSNERF screenies ?

Or are people starting to L2P? :-)

WhiteCoatSyndrome

@Lord_Draevan Reminds me of a bug I witnessed in Craglorn. First, a disclaimer: it has since been fixed.

He went through almost the entire questline like that. XD

Lord_Draevan

Lertil wrote: »

Lord_Draevan wrote: »

Poor AD player stuck inside Drakelowe Keep's walls.

well did you at least help them get out??? or did you /laugh and walk away

I played my lute, danced, shoveled, and swept, but to no avail.

hammayolettuce

Soarin' wrote: »

Sacadon wrote: »

really belongs in the not funny thread, but better to laugh than cry about the fall damage.

77k - REKT

It's a shame there is no way to mitigate some of the fall damage in game, like dodge rolling as you land or having the lighter armour type reducing the impact damage.

Or holding block before you jump

Pixysticks

Just happened to me in-game when I tried to pick up werewolf again; ignore the music, shadowplay just records whatever I was listening to at the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WerXuL78S30&feature=youtu.be

Draxys

Pixysticks wrote: »

Just happened to me in-game when I tried to pick up werewolf again; ignore the music, shadowplay just records whatever I was listening to at the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WerXuL78S30&feature=youtu.be

lololol

Sighlynce

Pixysticks wrote: »

Just happened to me in-game when I tried to pick up werewolf again; ignore the music, shadowplay just records whatever I was listening to at the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WerXuL78S30&feature=youtu.be

OMG i haven't laughed that hard in while.. Perfect

Erondil

Lertil

Erondil wrote: »

now use crit cloak/entropy and combine it with soul tether

ness1

I know it's an old thread, but I was sifting thru some recent amusing shots and I didn't want to create a new one, so no raging plz =P

Zeira recently died of boredom whilst talking to me. Her neck has spontaneously snapped just to get out of that convo.

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Waffennacht

ness1 wrote: »

I know it's an old thread, but I was sifting thru some recent amusing shots and I didn't want to create a new one, so no raging plz =P

Zeira recently died of boredom whilst talking to me. Her neck has spontaneously snapped just to get out of that convo.

image url upload

Ok, lmao, worth the necro