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Best/Worst "thing" in ESO

Samasulee
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This is my lovely creation I call him Tool Carrier...

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Edited by Samasulee on 30 August 2014 18:22
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  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    This makes me mad, I want to make a sickly flat chested argonian, yet the game insists I have deflated mini-boobs at the very least.

    Argonians are lizards that lay eggs. At least give me the -option- to not have mammaries. I would say that about all the races actually. Some women don't have noticeable breasts.

    I hope you're happy, I turned your thread into one about boobs.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • Samasulee
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    ........
    Edited by Samasulee on 30 August 2014 18:29
  • Vivila
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    He is creepy as all get-out. ;)
  • Soulshine
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    Some needs to call Christian Bale and let him know that he no longer needs to diet for the sequel of "The Machinist"..... his replacement has now been found :D
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Some needs to call Christian Bale and let him know that he no longer needs to diet for the sequel of "The Machinist"..... his replacement has now been found :D

    Christian Bale was hot as hell in that. Oh my god, I'm not usually one to swoon over guys, but he's hot already, and in the Machinist he just looked so damn good.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • Soulshine
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Some needs to call Christian Bale and let him know that he no longer needs to diet for the sequel of "The Machinist"..... his replacement has now been found :D

    Christian Bale was hot as hell in that. Oh my god, I'm not usually one to swoon over guys, but he's hot already, and in the Machinist he just looked so damn good.

    Well then, you and "Tool Carrier" should get along quite nicely :p
    Edited by Soulshine on 30 August 2014 20:08
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Soulshine wrote: »
    Some needs to call Christian Bale and let him know that he no longer needs to diet for the sequel of "The Machinist"..... his replacement has now been found :D

    Christian Bale was hot as hell in that. Oh my god, I'm not usually one to swoon over guys, but he's hot already, and in the Machinist he just looked so damn good.

    Well then, you and "Tool Carrier: should get along quite nicely :p

    rofl, I don't dig the tail. Also, Christian Bale has this incredibly sexy overbite.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
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    You made a feral soul shriven?
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  • Blkadr
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    Worst things that come to mind: enemy healers and #$@! mountains you can't find a way around. And veteran leveling, one level a month!

    Best: Raz.

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    Edited by Blkadr on 30 August 2014 20:42
  • Azzuria
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    Argonians are lizards that lay eggs. At least give me the -option- to not have mammaries.

    Wouldn't they be called Lizardries?
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  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Azzuria wrote: »

    Argonians are lizards that lay eggs. At least give me the -option- to not have mammaries.

    Wouldn't they be called Lizardries?

    I... guess? If they existed. But they don't, which is my point! Actually, they didn't exist until oblivion. So with all the conjecture about khajiit breeds, why are there not in depth discussions questioning how in the course of a few hundred years, the females of an entire species evolved breasts. There's no activities that they avolved in relation to them either. It's not like they breastfeed or anything.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • KariTR
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    This makes me mad, I want to make a sickly flat chested argonian, yet the game insists I have deflated mini-boobs at the very least.

    Argonians are lizards that lay eggs. At least give me the -option- to not have mammaries. I would say that about all the races actually. Some women don't have noticeable breasts.

    I hope you're happy, I turned your thread into one about boobs.

    Select at character creation? It isn't as if anyone would know...
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    KariTR wrote: »
    This makes me mad, I want to make a sickly flat chested argonian, yet the game insists I have deflated mini-boobs at the very least.

    Argonians are lizards that lay eggs. At least give me the -option- to not have mammaries. I would say that about all the races actually. Some women don't have noticeable breasts.

    I hope you're happy, I turned your thread into one about boobs.

    Select at character creation? It isn't as if anyone would know...

    meh, the armor styles would all be masculine though. Plus I feel weird playing a guy. I'm just not used to all that privilege.

    (I'm kidding!)
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
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