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Morticielle
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Dear Smurfs,

are you still butthurt, because we really destroyed you last campaign? Or why is it that against all logic everytime we are fighting the red you inc us instead of them?

In case you don't understand: While you and we are fighting each other, the reds get away further and further, which means, even if you will manage to hold your little lead against us, which is very doubtful, you will only come in second place and be beaten again bei a six-figure lead of the reds. So once use your heads for something other than wearing white caps and adjust your strategies. ;)
Lady Morticielle d'Aragòn |VR12| Sorcerer | PvP Rank 21 (Major Grade I) | EU-Megaserver | AD

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  • Cody
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    that's nice. a thread meant to talk crap. expect tons of flaming done soon.:/ I wont interfere. it will be fun to watch!
  • Aprodite
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    I don't get it, when I logged off yesterday bleu only needed 1 keep to get the emperor and I logg on this morning and the map is red.
    Edited by Aprodite on 9 July 2014 09:15
    Rip Aprodite - Sorcerer AD-Eur (it was fun untill patch 1.6, I became a tank. They gave me this strong shield to protect me. It became stronger if I stacked magicka. I never asked for this and now you expect from me to relearn my sorcerer again and spent my hardworking money on a broken game.. what do you think? Never forget 5-29-2016!) What a mess!
  • Sotha_Sil
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    Aprodite wrote: »
    I don't get it, when I logged off yesterday bleu only needed 1 keep to get the emperor and I logged on this morning and the map is red.

    They shall not pass... ah no... they shall not get emperor ! Emperor for the pact ! Emperor for the Tribunal ! Emperor for Morrowind !
    Edited by Sotha_Sil on 9 July 2014 09:15
    Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! - Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!
  • Aprodite
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    I play for my fun. The best will win and that is not bleu in this case.
    Rip Aprodite - Sorcerer AD-Eur (it was fun untill patch 1.6, I became a tank. They gave me this strong shield to protect me. It became stronger if I stacked magicka. I never asked for this and now you expect from me to relearn my sorcerer again and spent my hardworking money on a broken game.. what do you think? Never forget 5-29-2016!) What a mess!
  • Cyrdemaceb17_ESO
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    The feeling is mutual. When EP is fighting AD, we always have the feeling, DC is rushing to their side and attacking us from the other flank. It happened several times, but I think its just a feeling.
  • CapuchinSeven
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    lol@anecdotal evidence.



    No wonder the world is in such a mess.
    Edited by CapuchinSeven on 9 July 2014 10:49
  • kkravaritieb17_ESO
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    Well EP only uses noob tactics. They wake up 5 am and take the emp keeps and scrolls.
    Member of the glorious Zerg Squad
    Rip Banana Squad

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  • thomaswinkworthb16_ESO
    Dear Smurfs,

    are you still butthurt, because we really destroyed you last campaign? Or why is it that against all logic everytime we are fighting the red you inc us instead of them?

    In case you don't understand: While you and we are fighting each other, the reds get away further and further, which means, even if you will manage to hold your little lead against us, which is very doubtful, you will only come in second place and be beaten again bei a six-figure lead of the reds. So once use your heads for something other than wearing white caps and adjust your strategies. ;)

    A banana trying to recruit smurfs...
  • Forztr
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    Views from a smurf.

    1) Reds got the big lead with night capping

    2) If it takes more than 15mins to take a keep the third faction feels left out and shows up. All three factions are guilty of this.

    3) We smurfs aren't organised enough to use strategies.

    4) We're almost always the lowest pop on the campaign which makes you wonder how bad the AD must be to be in 3rd place. :p
  • VagabondAngel
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    Well EP only uses noob tactics. They wake up 5 am and take the emp keeps and scrolls.
    It was last night actually... and then blue and yellow spend all day taking them back while we are in our coffins. Its a viscous bicycle.
    ~ Níamh ~
    ~ Ebonheart Pact ~

    ~ SatGNU - PC - EU ~
  • Aprodite
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    Yesterday all 3 factions was locked. Yesterday bleu needed 1 keep to get emperor and defend what they have atm. I was at Sejanus to defend it against red and later on bleu. In the meantime red was attacking bleu's keeps in north because bleu showed up at Sejanus instead of defending their keeps and was fighting us. I just dont get it why bleu dont defend their keeps and attack the last keep to get the emperor for once instead always showing up if we are fighting against red.
    Rip Aprodite - Sorcerer AD-Eur (it was fun untill patch 1.6, I became a tank. They gave me this strong shield to protect me. It became stronger if I stacked magicka. I never asked for this and now you expect from me to relearn my sorcerer again and spent my hardworking money on a broken game.. what do you think? Never forget 5-29-2016!) What a mess!
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Nice troll! I'll keep an eye on the flaming. Shd be fun. This post won't last long tho. Trash talk works in the WWE but not here.
    Edited by purple-magicb16_ESO on 9 July 2014 13:05
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Forztr wrote: »
    Views from a smurf.

    1) Reds got the big lead with night capping

    2) If it takes more than 15mins to take a keep the third faction feels left out and shows up. All three factions are guilty of this.

    3) We smurfs aren't organised enough to use strategies.

    4) We're almost always the lowest pop on the campaign which makes you wonder how bad the AD must be to be in 3rd place. :p

    Not organized enuff? Where's papa smurf? Lol!
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • Forztr
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    Not organized enuff? Where's papa smurf? Lol!

    I'm not convinced he's fully committed to the blues cause.

    Papa_Smurf_With_Bananas.jpg



    Edited by Forztr on 9 July 2014 13:18
  • Etaniel
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    I was in the smurf group at Sejanus last night, only was 20 of us so you can hardly generalize and say most of DC are attacking it. It was also to disrupt reds so that Alessia would be less of a struggle to capture. It's a great banana/tomatoe farming spot so we often come to Sejanus ;)
    Noricum | Kitesquad

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  • martinhpb16_ESO
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    bananaman.jpg

    Dear OP Banana

    QQ 1234 :smiley:

    yours truly

    a Smurf.

    p.s. i don't like your tomato buddies either.

    p.p.s. We all had a great night out after we pwned you yet again.

    smurfs.jpg
    Edited by martinhpb16_ESO on 9 July 2014 14:01
    At least the spelling is difficult for you.
    Hew's Bane*
  • rsciw
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    Forztr wrote: »
    Views from a smurf.

    3) We smurfs aren't organised enough to use strategies.

    You sure?
    At one point yesterday we were at a resource (forgot which one actually), pushing you back, when out of nowhere three separate Blue trains just three-way'ed us (AD). We were quite impressed by that and thought that took some organization :)
    Edited by rsciw on 9 July 2014 14:11
  • Forztr
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    rsciw wrote: »
    Forztr wrote: »
    Views from a smurf.

    3) We smurfs aren't organised enough to use strategies.

    You sure?
    At one point yesterday we were at a resource (forgot which one actually), pushing you back, when out of nowhere three separate Blue trains just three-way'ed us (AD). We were quite impressed by that and thought that took some organization :)

    If it was the one I was at then the rear attack took a lot of QQing by me in zone chat to get some to attack the rear to try to destroy your camp. The main attack was more a case of an AD push splitting our main group in two and one side was forced to swing round because of the terrain to get back into the action. So more luck than strategy, assuming we're talking about the same fight.

    That's only my take on things from what I saw I wasn't in group so it could have been planned. Probably the best part of PVP are the large fights at resources which seem to be more dynamic and fluid. Keep battles become a bit repetitive although the stakes are higher so that adds to the tension.
  • Raizin
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    must be cuz all the ad guilds that were *** your nuts (both ep/dc) actualy left the game :D...
    HellSeesYou = v16/AD/Rank 37-Former emp/EU TB-AZura(Old Auriels Bow badass) ___ Vampire Templar/Resto/Destro staff user from Banana squad
    HellSeesAll - v16/EP/Rank 19 Magicka NB/Necrotic Lag member
    HellSeesUs - v16/AD/Rank 18 Stamina Templar
  • griszax
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    Raizin wrote: »
    must be cuz all the ad guilds that were *** your nuts (both ep/dc) actualy left the game :D...
    So true ... I don't even recognise names and AD players seems to be even more "not smart " than they were in last campaign :D Whenever I'm in cyrodiil it's just pathetic to watch what is happening.
    Sandriks EU Auriel's bow
  • Aprodite
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    Lol, never seen such a fools tonight. haha
    Rip Aprodite - Sorcerer AD-Eur (it was fun untill patch 1.6, I became a tank. They gave me this strong shield to protect me. It became stronger if I stacked magicka. I never asked for this and now you expect from me to relearn my sorcerer again and spent my hardworking money on a broken game.. what do you think? Never forget 5-29-2016!) What a mess!
  • Orchish
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    The only one who sounds "butthurt" as you put it OP is you. Another pointless thread.
  • rsciw
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    Aprodite wrote: »
    Lol, never seen such a fools tonight. haha

    The two failed scroll thefts were quite interesting indeed ^^
  • Etaniel
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    rsciw wrote: »
    Aprodite wrote: »
    Lol, never seen such a fools tonight. haha

    The two failed scroll thefts were quite interesting indeed ^^

    Mnem wasn't a fail, we had loads of fun with that scroll :)
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  • Junipus
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    I'm pretty sure that us Smurfs aren't just hitting bananas. Given we pushed back a 60-100 EP zerg last night at Aleswell after an hour of frenetic fighting, we like to fight everyone equally since you're all fair game and use noobie tactics.

    Besides, at the end of the last campaign it was almost a daily sea of yellow. Now they're practically an afterthought and suddenly it's unfair.

    Can you hear that? It's the world's smallest violin not giving a crap.
    The Legendary Nothing
  • martinhpb16_ESO
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    I'm pretty sure that us Smurfs aren't just hitting bananas. Given we pushed back a 60-100 EP zerg last night at Aleswell after an hour of frenetic fighting, we like to fight everyone equally since you're all fair game and use noobie tactics.

    Besides, at the end of the last campaign it was almost a daily sea of yellow. Now they're practically an afterthought and suddenly it's unfair.

    Can you hear that? It's the world's smallest violin not giving a crap.

    Yes that Ales fight last night was smurftastic, it was all out war and not a banana in sight.
    Edited by martinhpb16_ESO on 10 July 2014 11:09
    At least the spelling is difficult for you.
    Hew's Bane*
  • Cyrdemaceb17_ESO
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    I'm pretty sure that us Smurfs aren't just hitting bananas. Given we pushed back a 60-100 EP zerg last night at Aleswell after an hour of frenetic fighting, we like to fight everyone equally since you're all fair game and use noobie tactics.

    Besides, at the end of the last campaign it was almost a daily sea of yellow. Now they're practically an afterthought and suddenly it's unfair.

    Can you hear that? It's the world's smallest violin not giving a crap.

    Must have been after my logging out. Last I've seen is EP getting massacred by an 5 : 1 superiority of DC vs EP at Aleswell, Bleakers and Chalman.

    On a side note: Watching a massive AD zerg passing a massive DC zerg at BRK unharmed to siege Arrius was..irritating.
  • rsciw
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    rsciw wrote: »
    Aprodite wrote: »
    Lol, never seen such a fools tonight. haha

    The two failed scroll thefts were quite interesting indeed ^^

    Mnem wasn't a fail, we had loads of fun with that scroll :)

    And at the end of the day, fun is all that counts :)
  • Fanfaron
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  • CapuchinSeven
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    Forztr wrote: »
    3) We smurfs aren't organised enough to use strategies.

    I keep hearing this in /zone and it's basically not true.
    I've played all three factions and DC is just fine. The level of organisation is what you'd expect from a huge bunch of people that don't know each other, or playing the same game but wanting to do their own thing or whatever.

    DC is organised. There's a reason we're lower numbered than AD and yet still hold a lead over them, and it's not luck.
    I'm pretty sure that us Smurfs aren't just hitting bananas. Given we pushed back a 60-100 EP zerg last night at Aleswell after an hour of frenetic fighting, we like to fight everyone equally since you're all fair game and use noobie tactics.

    Besides, at the end of the last campaign it was almost a daily sea of yellow. Now they're practically an afterthought and suddenly it's unfair.

    Can you hear that? It's the world's smallest violin not giving a crap.

    Agreeeeeeee.
    Edited by CapuchinSeven on 11 July 2014 09:04
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