Dear Riften Guard
Affrayer
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When you pass by the lovely couple near the entrance of the trading center, you're greeted with this:
"I'm only taking mercy on you because you're drunk. If you touch my mate again, I'll kill you!"
This of course is a logical fallacy.
If Dunmer Jesus molested your mate, neither of you would ever know.
"I'm only taking mercy on you because you're drunk. If you touch my mate again, I'll kill you!"
This of course is a logical fallacy.
If Dunmer Jesus molested your mate, neither of you would ever know.
Pffffff
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✭Have you been in Windhelm? Outstanding comments from NPCs there. ONLY nords would talk like they do.....Oghur Hatemachine, Guild leader of The Nephilim - EU Megaserver
Orc Weapon Specialist and Warchief of the Ebonheart Pact - Trueflame Cyrodiil War Campaign
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XquixoticalX✭✭✭What in the actual...~ Belle Folie
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~ Belle Folie
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ThisOnePosts✭✭✭✭✭Every comment in this thread up until mine now, has made me LMAO. Sticky this thread! What I'm doing is keeping a memorized list of which NPC's are talking a lot of crap as I walk by them despite me saving the day in every area of the entire game! So with that in mind, I will be paying them a visit when we are able to do something about it.
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XquixoticalX✭✭✭@ViciousWayz then you'll love this thread if you haven't already seen it. forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/83974/i-heard-an-npc-say-this/p1 Some real gems in there. My favorite is someone mentioned there's a female Dunmer outside Ebonheart who calls you a netch's fart.~ Belle Folie
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Affrayer✭✭✭ViciousWayz wrote: »Every comment in this thread up until mine now, has made me LMAO. Sticky this thread! What I'm doing is keeping a memorized list of which NPC's are talking a lot of crap as I walk by them despite me saving the day in every area of the entire game! So with that in mind, I will be paying them a visit when we are able to do something about it.
Best satire I've ever seen, hands down.
Someone get this man a cookie! Edited by Affrayer on 7 June 2014 11:40Pffffff0
