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It's not racist... I just really don't like them.

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  • Khazaad
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    Rosanna_Foxfire wrote: »
    TES elves have always had beards.
    Then always feeling obligated to hate them shouldn't be so bad.

  • Rosanna_Foxfire
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    Rosanna_Foxfire wrote: »
    TES elves have always had beards.
    Then always feeling obligated to hate them shouldn't be so bad.

    I like it!

    It's like they're trying to be Khajiit!
  • Eorea
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    This thread brought to you by a jealous Nord with genes that leave him pathetically lacking in chin hair.

    Or possibly her. I mean... Nords and all.
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Yes, TES Elves have always been bearded. Actually, all of my elves look like the Elf version of the painting Syndics Guild by Rembrandt. You know the picture, the guys with the black suits, ruffle collars, swords, and musketeer mustache and goatee. I say an elf without a beard is no elf at all!
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • Khazaad
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    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    Yes, TES Elves have always been bearded. Actually, all of my elves look like the Elf version of the painting Syndics Guild by Rembrandt. You know the picture, the guys with the black suits, ruffle collars, swords, and musketeer mustache and goatee. I say an elf without a beard is no elf at all!
    Ugh. And lemme guess, there's nothing of of the ordinary about bipedal lizards that sound like old woman

  • Mud_Puppy
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    Best thread ever.
    /kill
  • Azzuria
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    As a female Bosmer, I have to say .. beards tickle.
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
  • Khazaad
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    Azzuria wrote: »
    As a female Bosmer, I have to say .. beards tickle.
    I just threw up a little. @Azzuria‌
  • Azzuria
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    Azzuria wrote: »
    As a female Bosmer, I have to say .. beards tickle.
    I just threw up a little. @Azzuria‌

    A little beard tickle in the forest. Makes for a happy elf.
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
  • Khazaad
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    Azzuria wrote: »
    Khazaad wrote: »
    Azzuria wrote: »
    As a female Bosmer, I have to say .. beards tickle.
    I just threw up a little. @Azzuria‌

    A little beard tickle in the forest. Makes for a happy elf.
    HAHAHAHA!11

  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    I can't help but say it. I don't think Bearded Elves or Granny Argonians like you either.
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • temjiu
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    I'll worry about the beards once i get past the whole "eat your enemy" thing.

    Still not sure what "enemy"means to them....i accidentally stepped on a flower the other day.
  • AlienSlof
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    I'm talking about elves with beards. I don't trust them and never will. I'd like a little support in this matter.

    I'm sick and tired of feeling nervous and scared all the time. If you disagree, you probably have a goatee and pointy ears.

    ^ This - So this! ^

    I come from old-school D&D when it was still in its infancy, and bearded elves just really don't do it for me! Can't wrap my head around them! I've played many elf characters in Elder Scrolls and other games - not a beard or even stubble on any of them!

    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Bhakura
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    is this a Conchita Wuust topic?
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    "Barney! There was hair growing out of his face! I - I seen it!" - Sgt Yamana

    "That's called a beard! Haven't you ever seen one?!" - Capt Miller

    "Not in my family." - Sgt Yamana

    Barney Miller, ep "Werewolf"

    Just a blast from the past. :)

    And yes, elves with beards look like they should be wearing vampire cloaks with their fingers steepled going "excellent" while calling themselves The Master (1970s version).

  • Snowstrider
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    poodlemasterb16_ESO wrote: »
    LOL. My Dunmer:

    PenGunTalisker.jpg

    I have almost the exact same beard and stash.

    He reminds me of Divyath Fyr. And he also looks like a swedish patriot with those colours.
  • Snowstrider
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    Eorea wrote: »
    This thread brought to you by a jealous Nord with genes that leave him pathetically lacking in chin hair.

    Or possibly her. I mean... Nords and all.

    Harrharr, I dont trust nords without beards,They tend to just look like hairless cavemen. With beards they are epic.

    I mostly think elves dont look good with beards,At least not big beards.
    Best bearded elves are the dwemer
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  • Still_Mind
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    My Dunmer has a beard. And he looks like Lenin. And he's a Dragon Knight. HATE ME NOW!1111
    "I'm not *giving* him cake, I'm *assaulting* him with cake!"
  • xanikk999
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    I got a temp ban for RPing racism against NPC races (not RL races).

    This game is so overly PC it's not even funny.

    I guess I won't be saying anything in chat or RPing at ALL. Someone schmuck might report me.
  • Still_Mind
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    xanikk999 wrote: »
    I got a temp ban for RPing racism against NPC races (not RL races).

    This game is so overly PC it's not even funny.

    I guess I won't be saying anything in chat or RPing at ALL. Someone schmuck might report me.
    Didn't you get the memo? Murder, torture, genocide, exploitation, slavery - it's fine, as long as it's indiscriminate.
    "I'm not *giving* him cake, I'm *assaulting* him with cake!"
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