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I came in like a wrecking ball!!

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ZiRM
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This song plays over and over in my head (painfully) every time ZOS releases a patch, NERF etc. I picture Sheogorath swinging on the ball naked... :'(

What song gets stuck in your head and tortures you on patch day?
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  • WebBull
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    I'm too zexy for this nerf, too zexy for this nerf. too. zex. e.
  • ZiRM
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    tdilloncub18_ESO wrote: »
    I'm too zexy for this nerf, too zexy for this nerf. too. zex. e.
    It huuuuurts!
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  • Orizuru
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    I feel that any of the scores from a 1970's era porno flick would be appropriate on patch day.
  • Sakiri
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    Thank you, now I can't get the image of that version Ron Jeremy did out of my head.

    Thanks.

    Yes, it's safe for work.

  • yodased
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd4j1Ms1VYE
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Orizuru
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    yodased wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd4j1Ms1VYE

    I was expecting something more like this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
  • Insignia91
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    NaciremaDiputs wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd4j1Ms1VYE

    I was expecting something more like this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
    Never gonna give you up!

  • Marika
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    The Walking Dead intro :open_mouth:
    Edited by Marika on 23 May 2014 00:04
  • Crumpy
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    *** man you need help
    I lyke not this quill.
  • Rocksteady
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    NaciremaDiputs wrote: »
    I feel that any of the scores from a 1970's era porno flick would be appropriate on patch day.

    Someone here order a pizza with extra... sausage?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs
    "Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart — incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things." -Frank Zappa
  • DanteYoda
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    I don't like music.
  • ZiRM
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    DanteYoda wrote: »
    I don't like music.

    That's like saying you don't like breathing.

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  • Katze
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    I think of this song while reading all the rage posts on patch day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd8219Nj2so




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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

    Why? Because we can...
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

    Why? Because we can...

    The safety dance wins you an awesome.

    A forgotten gem of the 80's.
  • CombatBeard
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    You can patch if you want to
    You can leave your points behind
    'Cause achievements don't work and if they don't work
    Well there's no points to find
    I say, hit escape if you want to
    But the key will never bind
    You can Alt F4 if you want to leave this world
    Leave the wayshrine far behind
  • ZiRM
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    OMG some of these songs! >:)
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  • Liquid_Time
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    @CombatBeard
    Well done
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       IGN: Liquid Past || Rank: V14 || Class: Nightblade || World Skill: Vampire
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  • AlexDougherty
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    The Shakira and Rihanna song "Can't remember to forget you"
    Especially the first bits

    I left a note on my bedpost
    not to repeat yesterday's mistakes
    Selective Memory
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • CombatBeard
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    Liquid_Time wrote: »
    @CombatBeard
    Well done

    @Liquid_Time
    You can see the full song here ;)
    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/100968/nords-without-helmets-the-safety-patch
    Edited by CombatBeard on 23 May 2014 15:52
  • Liquid_Time
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    CombatBeard wrote: »
    Liquid_Time wrote: »
    @CombatBeard
    Well done

    @Liquid_Time
    You can see the full song here ;)
    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/100968/nords-without-helmets-the-safety-patch

    Haha
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       IGN: Liquid Past || Rank: V14 || Class: Nightblade || World Skill: Vampire
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  • ZiRM
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    CombatBeard wrote: »
    Liquid_Time wrote: »
    @CombatBeard
    Well done

    @Liquid_Time
    You can see the full song here ;)
    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/100968/nords-without-helmets-the-safety-patch

    Funny! LiNK
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  • Vorkk8383
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    OK Someone NEEDS to create sheog on a ball...Please! I want and need to LOL
  • Blooddancer
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    Godley and Creme - Cry
  • JJDrakken
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    https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

    I tend to hum this on patch days. Though I an't seem to get video to show up, like others have.
    Edited by JJDrakken on 23 May 2014 15:58
    Leader of Oblivion Crisis. Bunch of Daedric Worshiping MF's. We'll Bang Ok.
  • ZiRM
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    patrick.loiselleb16_ESO wrote: »
    OK Someone NEEDS to create sheog on a ball...Please! I want and need to LOL

    Sheo twerking?! ;)
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  • Aoifesan
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    I think like this:

    http://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
  • ZiRM
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
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  • Innocente
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    "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
  • ZiRM
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    Innocente wrote: »
    "Please allow me to introduce myself..."

    Well herro der...
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