Just for fun. Popular songs, ESO style.

Squishy

Small disclaimer: The songs are for fun only, and do not represent neither the state of the game, or my view on said state of the game.

Before the parodies, I'll make a list, that'll keep updated, of all the songs I post in here:

"I kissed a girl" - "I ate a plant"
"cant's catch this" - "U Can't loot This" -
A-team into.
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" / "I don't want to miss a drop"
"The bittersweet Symphony" / "The bittersweet Sorc CC."
"Crash Test Dummies MMMMMMMMMM" / "mmmm ban"
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" Clannfear's back
"I Will Always Love You" / "I will always heal you"
"Walking On Sunshine" / "Waiting on patch day"
"Magic Dance" David Bowie -labyrinth (movie) / "Magic bot"
"One Shot" (8 Mile Sundtrack) - "one cast"
"I will survive" -
"What is love" / "Was it grind?"
"Gay Bar" - 'Dungeon'
"Blue (Da Ba De)" / 'Farmed (Da Ba De)"

Page 2.
"Three hearts as one" / "You are the silencer"
"Stairway To Heaven" / "stairway to eastmarch"
"Here With Me" / "group with me"
"My Immortal" / "My spam"
"Bring Me To Life" / "Bring Me To life" -rez me up
"My Favourite Game" / "My Favourite Game"
"My little pony" / "my little templar".
"I Want To Break Free" / "I Want To Break Free"
"Another Brick In the Wall" / "Another soul in the shard"
"Clint Eastwood" / " errr? Clint Eastwood?"
"Smooth Criminal" / "Smooth Craft station"
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart" / "Last week I gave you my bite"
"Every Breath You Take" / "Every nodes you take"
"Eye Of The Tiger" / "Eye of the Watcher"
"The power of love" Huey Lewis / "Tomorrow's patch note"
"GHOSTBUSTERS" / "BOTBUSTERS"
"YMCA" / " B A N K"
"Everybody's Fool" / "Everybody's Fool"
"The neverending story" / "A Larger inventory"
"Together in electric dreams" / "Together in the new vet zone"
"Gangnam Style" / "Werewolf style" -english lyrics

Page 3.
"My lovely horse" / " My matriarch" - dedicated to Irish players if there any
"Rosa Helikopter" / " a corrupted texture"
"Scotty Doesn't Know" / "Zeni doesn't know"
"The Bad Touch" / "The Farm Spot"
"Ice Ice Baby" / "Cast Cast baby"
"Gangsta's Paradise" / " WormCult Paradise"
"Only You" Yazoo / "Only you" & "only you" - the platters / "only sheo"
"Wild Wild West" / " One One Two"
"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)" / "Eye of the queen"
"My Name Is" / "My name is"
"Men In Black" / "Bots in rags"
Not One Of Us (lion king) / Not One Of Us (clavicus vile /barbas)
"Without Me" / "Without me" , my goodbye song, dedicated selfishly to myself
"Let it go" / "It is free".
"What does the fox say" / "What does the guar say"?


I kissed a girl - I ate a plant.

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

[Chorus:]
I ate a plant and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry and jute.
I ate a plant just to try it,
I hope the green pact don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm without meat tonight.
I ate a plant and I liked it (I liked it).

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just part of nature.
It's not what mer girls do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

[Chorus]

Us mers we are so magical,
Soft skin, or scales , so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

[Chorus]

Squishy

"U Can't loot This" - Eso anti bot song / locked gathernode song ^- ^

You can't loot this [x5]

My, my, my Banhammer hits you so hard
Makes you say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to craft and two loot bags
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super lame homebot from coldharbour
And I ain't known as such
And this is a node, uh, you can't loot

I told you homebot (You can't loot this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't loot this)
Look at my staff, man (You can't loot this)
Yo, let me get the ban hammer (You can't loot this)

Fresh new spawn, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna loot
So move, outta your path
don't get a flying bot and loot this node
While it's gathering, hold on
Grab a little staff and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a quest so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a node , uh, you can't loot

Yo, I told you (You can't loot this)
Why you Flying there, man? (You can't loot this)
Yo, fill the report, gm is in, sucka (You can't loot this)

Give me a purple, or a rune
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the BanHammer you talking about a ban
That's hype, and tight
Botters are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the ESO to burn
The bots? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't loot this [x3]

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, BanHammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't gather this then you probably are real
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't loot this)
Look, man (You can't loot this)
You better get hype, bot, because you know (You can't loot this)
Ring the bell, Gm's back in (You can't loot this)

Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, BanHammer time!

You can't loot this [x4]

Break it down! (Nice pants, BanHammer) Stop, BanHammer time!

Every time you see me
The BanHammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on a horse
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making bots that just get stuck
I've toured around the world, from eastmarch to the end
It's "BanHammer, go BanHammer, MC BanHammer, yo BanHammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't loot this [x8]

[/spolier]

Squishy

Not REALLY a song, but my generation will probably get it

"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."

CombatBeard

Going off track a little, but they should add this to the ESO soundtrack:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc

Aeradon

I can see clearly now - Cliff of Failure

I can see clearly now the node is gone.
I can see all templar bots in my way.
Gone are the nice friends that held me tight.
It's gonna be a bot (bot) bot (bot) gatherin' day.
It's gonna be a bot (bot) bot (bot) quest farmin' day.

Oh vets, I can't make it now the spot is gone.
All of the good grindings have disappeared.
Where is the patch note I've been praying for.
It better be a bot (bot) bot (bot) arsekickin' day.

Look all around, there's nothing but flesh flies.
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but goodbyes. (eyes)

I can see clearly now the game is gone.
I can see all bot rivers in my way.
Where's the great scrolls I've been dying for.
It's gonna be a bot (bot) bot (bot) group grindin' day.
It's gonna be a bot (bot) bot (bot) speed flyin' day.
Real, real, real, real bot (bot) bot (bot) spear spamin' day.
Yeah, hey, it's gonna be a bot (bot) bot (bot) game breakin' day.

Anyone has the lyrics for that Davon's Watch drunkard flying in the sky song?

Blackwidow

Squishy wrote: »

Not REALLY a song, but my generation will probably get it

"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."

Nice.

Squishy

"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" / drop

I could stay awake just to hear you casting
Watch you smile while you are killing
While you're far away and kitting
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment grouped with you is a moment I treasure

Don't wanna close my client
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

'Cause even when I party with you
The sweetest loot would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

Partying with you, feeling your heavy casting
And I'm wondering what you're doing,
Wondering if it's me you're targeting
Then I heal your toon and thank God we're together
And I just wanna group with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

Don't wanna close my client
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

'Cause even when I party with you
The sweetest loot would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this

I just wanna hold you close
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Don't wanna close my client
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

'Cause even when I party with you
The sweetest loot would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

Don't wanna close my client
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

'Cause even when I party with you
The sweetest loot would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

Don't wanna close my client
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a drop

Aeradon

@Squishy‌ Who's that lucky guy?

Gave you your hundredth LOL btw.

Squishy

Aeradon wrote: »

@Squishy‌ Who's that lucky guy?

Gave you your hundredth LOL btw.

Vin Diesel is the lucky guy, but you had to know he was an Argonian lover really.

I saw the 100th ^- ^.

Aeradon

@Squishy‌ Lets hope he doesn't have an Argonian maid then.

TymmyD

Excellent lyrics good sir! Being a parody artist myself, I can truly appreciate the skill that goes into writing these

Ri_Dariit

Squishy wrote: »

Not REALLY a song, but my generation will probably get it

"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."

DUMdadumdumDUMDUMDUM!

Aeradon

xy_productions wrote: »

Squishy wrote: »

Not REALLY a song, but my generation will probably get it

"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."

DUMdadumdumDUMDUMDUM!

BAAbaaBAAdadaBAABAA! BAAdadaBAAbaaBAAdadabaa..

Squishy

Aeradon wrote: »

@Squishy‌ Lets hope he doesn't have an Argonian maid then.

I probably should get royalties for those books now that I think about it *grins*

"I like big staves and I can not lie...
You other egg-brothers can't deny..." : - )

Aeradon

Squishy wrote: »

Aeradon wrote: »

@Squishy‌ Lets hope he doesn't have an Argonian maid then.

I probably should get royalties for those books now that I think about it *grins*

"I like big staves and I can not lie...
You other egg-brothers can't deny..." : - )

@Squishy‌ Lol! I prefer the depiction of the story from the male perspective.

Squishy

The bittersweet Symphony/ Sorc CC.

'Cause it's a bittersweet Sorc CC, this life
Trying to interrupt
You're a slave to CC then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the shrines
where all the deads meet yeah

No nerf, I can't cast
I can't cast, I can't cast
But I'm here in the game
I am here in the game
But I'm a million different players
from one day to the next
I can't cast my skills
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no(fading away)

Well I never play
But tonight I'm on my chair yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the map load, let it cast my passives, I feel free now
But the dungeons are clean and there's nobody playing with me now

No nerf, I can't cast
I can't cast, I can't cast
But I'm here in the game
I am here in the game
But I'm a million different players
from one day to the next
I can't cast my skills
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I can't cast
I can't cast it

'Cause it's a bittersweet Sorc CC, this life
Trying to interrupt
You're a slave to CC then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the shrines
where all the deads meet yeah

No nerf, I can't cast
I can't cast, I can't cast
But I'm here in the game
I am here in the game
But I'm a million different players
from one day to the next
I can't cast my skills
No, no, no, no, no

I can't cast my skills
no, no, no, no, no,
I can't cast
Can't respec my skills,
no, no, no

I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
That you've ever been down
That you've ever been down

Pele

Squishy wrote: »

"U Can't loot This" - Eso anti bot song / locked gathernode song ^- ^


You can't loot this [x5]

*snipped for space*

Well done.

+Awesome

Squishy

Crash Test Dummies MMMMMMMMMM / mmmm ban

Once there was this bot who
Got into a ban and couldn't come online again
But when it finally came back
His loot had turned from full to empty
He said that it was from when
The GM had smashed him so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this bot who
Wouldn't go and play with the players in the world
But when they finally made her
They saw it was stuck in a loop
She couldn't quite explain it
It was always like that.

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both player and gm were glad
That one bot had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this bot whose
Parents made him gather directly right after school
And when they went to coldharbor
They shook and flew all under the shrine floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Pele

My ESO twist on a classic.

Old McBotter had a script, E-I-E-I-O
And on that script he had a hack, E-I-E-I-O
With a teleport here and a teleport there
Here a bot, there a bot, everywhere a bot bot
Old McBotter had a script, E-I-E-I-OMG DIE ALREADY BOTS!

Squishy

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" Clannfear's back

Everybody, yeah
Cast your summon, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Cast your summon right
Clannfear's back, alright

Hey, yeah
Oh my God, they're dead again
Twilight, clannfear, everybody died
Gonna swap to healer, show you how
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah

Am I a caster?
Yeah
Am I the only healer?
Yeah
Am I Deadly?
Yeah
Am I everything you need?
You better cast your summon now

Everybody
Yeah
Cast your summon
Yeah
Everybody
Cast your summon right
Clannfear's back, alright
Alright

Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
If you wanna summon let me hear you yell
Cuz we got cut off again
Yeah

Am I a caster?
Yeah
Am I the only healer?
Yeah
Am I Deadly?
Yeah
Am I everything you need?
You better cast your summon now

Everybody
Yeah
Cast your summon
Yeah
Everybody
Cast your summon right
Clannfear's back, alright
Alright

So everybody, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no clannfear
I'm gonna pvp all cyrodiil, make you understand
As long as there'll be magicka, we'll be casting back again

Everybody, yeah
Cast your summons, yeah
Everybody
Cast your summons right (cast your summons right)
Clannfear's back
Everybody (everybody)
Yeah (Cast your summon)
Cast your summon (everybody)
Yeah (everybody cast your summon)
Everybody (everybody, cast your summons)
Cast your summons right (everybody)
Clannfear's back, alright

Squishy

"I Will Always Love You" / "I will always heal you"

If I should fail
I would only be in your way
So I'll pot but I know
I'll heal you every step of the map

And I... will always heal you, ooh
Will always heal you
You
My party, you...
Mmm-mm

Bittersweet memories –
That is it I ain't leaving the party.
So no good-bye.
Please don't cry:
We both know I am what you, you need

And I... will always heal you
I... will always heal you
You, ooh

[Instrumental / Sax solo]

I hope Zeni treats you kind
And I hope you have all drops you dreamed of
And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all this I will heal you

And I... will always heal you
I will always heal you
I will always heal you
I will always heal you

I will always heal you
I, I will always heal you.

You.
Part, I'll heal you.
I'll always...
I'll always heal you.
Ooh
Ooh

Squishy

"Walking On Sunshine" / "Waiting on patch day" ( it's done in good fun, no harm meant... just saying... just in case )

I used to think maybe you'll fix it, now baby I ain't sure
And I just cant wait on the patcher, when you take forever
Now every time I try to login, gotta hold myself down
'cause I just cant wait till you fix it, you're coming around

[Chorus:]
I'm Waiting on patch day (whoa oh)
I'm Waiting on patch day (whoa oh)
I'm Waiting on patch day (whoa oh)
And don't it feel good (HEY!) Alright now
And don't it feel good (HEY!) Alright now
All right now yeah! (HEY!)

I used to think maybe you'll fix it, I know that it's true
And I don't wanna spend all of my day just waiting for you (just waiting for you)
Now I don't want you online for the weekend, not online for a day, no, no, no
Baby I just want you online and I just want to play

[Chorus]

Waiting on patch day
Waiting on patch day

I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real
I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real

At least it patching baby yeah
At least it patching baby yeah

[Chorus:]
I'm Waiting on patch day whoa
I'm Waiting on patch day whoa
I'm Waiting on patch day whoa
And don't it feel good hey alright now
And don't it feel good hey alright now
And don't it feel good hey alright now
And don't it feel good hey alright now
I'm Waiting on patch day
I'm Waiting on patch day
I'm Waiting on patch day
I'm Waiting on patch day
I'm Waiting on patch day

Squishy

"Magic Dance" David Bowie/labyrinth (movie) - "Magic bot"

You remind me of the bot
What bot? bot with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the bot

I saw my node, vanish hard as node could go
What could I do
My node's love had gone
And left my inventory empty
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Report and gm's
Or train of mobs' trails
Thunder or lightning
Then the bot said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that hammer spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic ban on me
Slap that baby, make him gone

I saw my node, vanish hard as node could go
What could I do
My node's love had gone
And left my inventory empty
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Report and gm's
Or train of mobs' trails
Thunder or lightning
Then the bot said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that hammer spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic ban on me
Slap that baby, make him gone
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic ban on me (ooh)

You remind me of the bot
What bot? bot with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the bot

Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic

What kind of magic spell to use
Report and gm's
Or train of mobs' trails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening

Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that magic ban on me
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic ban on me
Slap that baby make him gone
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic ban on me
Slap that baby
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic
Slap that baby make him gone
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)

I'll even include a picture of the King in his erm... dreamy outfit in that movie, for us ladies, and men that could enjoy it too I guess

Squishy

One Shot (8 Mile Sundtrack) - one cast
-

Look, if you had one cast, one ability
To kill everything you ever wanted, one moment
Would you cast it, or just let it cd? Yo

His staff is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's blood on his armor already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop abilities, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole party goes so loud
He starts his cast, but the ability won't start up
He's chokin' how, everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLOW!
Rez back to the entry, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes sunflare, he missed, he's so mad
But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's ranged
He knows that, but he's OOM, he's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his gather point, that's when it's
Back to the town again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go fraps this moment and hope it don't crash on him

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

The soul's escaping through this anchor that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me emperor
As we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but emperorship's close to post-mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over, these anchors are all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the caster
Lonely roads, god only knows he's grown farther from home
He's no squishy, he goes out and barely knows his own targets
But hold your nose cuz here goes the utltimate cast
These mobs don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who casts
He nose dove and healed nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partner
But the boss goes on da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

No more games, I'm a change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin' roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and pushed off the map
But I kept castin', stepped writin' the next patcher
Best believe somebody's payin' the developper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my nine to five
And I can't provide the right type of life for my kitty
Cuz man, these *** food stamps don't buy litter
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life, and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus
Jawbreaker caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama screamin on and too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point I'm like a snail
I've got to form a party or end up the quest or kite
Success is my only mothafuckin' option, failure's not
Zeni, I love you, but this mob's got to go
I cannot grow old in Coldhardbour
So here I go with my staff, cast fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

You better lose yourself in the dungeon, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to cc
This opportunity comes once in a party

You can do anything you set your keyboard to, man

Squishy

I will survive -

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never get a healer by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And now you're back
you're back online
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have added you on ignore
I should have reported your ass
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go back to coldharbour
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to push me off the maps
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to heal
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my hots that ticks and I'll survive
I will survive,
I will survive! Hey, Hey!

It took all magicka I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken armor
And I spent oh so many gold
Just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that guildless little girl who's still in waiting for you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
Now I'm saving all my healin' for someone who's needing me
Go on now, go back to coldharbour
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to push me off the maps
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to heal
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my hots that ticks and I'll survive
I will survive, Oh

Go on now, go back to coldharbour
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to push me off the maps
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to heal
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my hots that ticks and I'll survive
I will survive,
I will survive!

It took all magicka I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken armor
And I spent oh so many gold
Just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that guildless little girl who's still in waiting for you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
Now I'm saving all my healin' for someone who's needing me
Go on now, go back to coldharbour
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to push me off the maps
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to heal
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my hots that ticks and I'll survive
I I I WILL survive

ZOS_RobinsonE

Hello @Squishy,


♫ Beat it

They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't want to see your post, you better disapear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So move it, just move it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't want to see no mods, don't be a censor man
You want to be tough, better do what you can
So move it, but you want to be bad

Just move it, move it, move it, move it
No post wants to be closed
Showin' how funny and strong is your art
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just move it, move it
Just move it, move it
Just move it, move it
Just move it, move it

PS : The thread has been moved to the Community creation.

Squishy

@zos_robinsonE That WAs... awesome

I'll consider that an upgrade to my post

Squishy

What is love/ Was it grind? - haddaway
-

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more

Was it grind
Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I invited you, but you're lagging
So group with me and are you on
Gimme a sign

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more
Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I loot, it's up to you
I know you're poor, and need the loot
I can't go on

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more
Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more

don't farm it
don't farm it

I want no other, no other grinder
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it grind

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more
Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more (oooh, oooh)

Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more
Was it grind
Oh baby, don't farm it
Don't farm it no more(oooh, oooh)

Was it grind?

Squishy

"Gay Bar" - dungeon
-

You!
I wanna take you to a dungeon,
I wanna take you to a dungeon,
I wanna take you to a dungeon, dungeon, dungeon.

Let's start a war, start a dps war,
In the dungeon, dungeon, dungeon.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
In the dungeon.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any CC?
I wanna spend all your CC,
In the dungeon, dungeon, dungeon.

[Pause]

I've got something to trade with you,
I've got something to trade with you,
I've got something to trade with you,
In the dungeon, dungeon, dungeon.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a tanker, in the dungeon.
You're a tanker, in the dungeon.
Yeah! you're a tanker, in the dungeon.
You're a tanker, in the dungeon.
Tanker.
Tank, tank, tanker.

Squishy

"Blue (Da Ba De)" / "Farmed."

Yo listen up here's a quest
About a little mob that lives in coldharbour
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just mobs like him inside and outside
Loot in his house with a little quest marker
And a blue reward
And everything is sad for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got no AI to listen to

I'm farmed da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue loot from my small quest.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the drops and all the rewards are too.
I have a girlfriend and she also drops blue.
Blue is what the people here farm,
Blue like my drops, it's dropping outside.
Blue are the loot I drop and what I reward.
Blue are the loot that drop's near me.

I'm farmed da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue loot from my small quest.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the drops and all the rewards are too.
I have a girlfriend and she also drops blue.
Blue is what the people here farm,
Blue like my drops, it's dropping outside.
Blue are the loot I drop and what I reward.
Blue are the loot that drop's near me.

I'm farmed da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue loot drops
With the little quest marker
And a blue reward
And everything is sad for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got no AI to listen to

I'm farmed da ba dee da ba die...

I'm farmed(da ba dee da ba die)

Aeradon

@ZOS_RobinsonE‌

Was wondering where the post went lol. Awesome move! (:

@Squishy‌ Aww man! I was planning to do Gay Bar myself.. LOL! Btw, I think using spoiler is better. Thread taking too long to scroll and find the one I miss haha.