It's not happening because of the modern "I-hate-children" mentality. Like in so many other games. Even if they would be non-targetable and immortal, people would spend time trying to do "funny things
Completely agree, also isn't ESO on a mature rating? I would assume adults are responsible for their own actions and these crown crates are optional at best.
You don't see the children in ESO because they are all taken from their parents at birth, sternly indoctrinated, and only let back into the world once they pass their stereotype proficiency exam. You
Honestly!! When I turned 16 is when my mom allowed for me to be able to do Internet banking (meaning I could order off the Internet) and before that I could use my card to pay in shops and use the atm
If you go to Cyrodiil and witness the behavior of some people there or read zone chat, you would know that Tamriel actually has too many children in this game.