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What is going on here? I need to kill citizens for the Dark Brotherhood, but I found THIS

fetito666
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What is going on here? I need to kill citizens for the Dark Brotherhood, but I found THIS instead...

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  • Jhalin
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    Give em some privacy, gosh
  • Raideen
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    Just kill them and move on. Its the right thing to do.
  • Dojohoda
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    Boogity Boogity; looks like a couple of STREAKERS!
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    Might be joking in comments.
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  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Looks like ERP in progress.
  • Hapexamendios
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    ESO paparazzi strikes again.
  • Aliyavana
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    some people cannot appreciate some good epic roleplay
  • Squidgaurd
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    Careful there mate exposing erp'ers can get ya that PHAT nerf stick.
  • JumpmanLane
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    Hahaha 🚻
  • ArchMikem
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    Just a Nord gentleman having himself a sweet slab of Elf.
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    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • StormeReigns
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    fetito666 wrote: »
    What is going on here?

    Rift is what's going on there.
  • Amanuensis
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    I can't figure it out either. Is the one sporting a mohawk an Orc or a Dunmer?
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    Amanuensis wrote: »
    I can't figure it out either. Is the one sporting a mohawk an Orc or a Dunmer?

    Uh, no, that's clearly Mr. T!
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • fetito666
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    Amanuensis wrote: »
    I can't figure it out either. Is the one sporting a mohawk an Orc or a Dunmer?

    It's an sexy orc.
  • RavenSworn
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Just a Nord gentleman having himself a sweet slab of Elf.

    Looks more like a redhea.. erm redguard lady to me.
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  • JumpmanLane
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    (He stared longingly at the brick wall, lovingly inhaling the faint hint of sweet rolls in her hair, while waiting impatiently for the faux Mr. T-Orc to leave...)

    Mr. T-Orc: WTF is going on ‘round here?!?!

    Nord Dude: You’re breaking my immersions, Bro’!

    Redguard Hottie: Yeah, bruh! REPORTED!!!

    Edited by JumpmanLane on October 10, 2019 5:13AM
  • Sylvermynx
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    *rolls eyes*

    Seriously people. If you have to "get the only naked" possible in this game to ERP.... well.... You're just not very imaginative.

    No surprise there.
  • SeaGtGruff
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    Nord gentleman: "What are those two ants on that wall doing? Are they fighting?"

    Redguard lady: "No, I think they're ****."

    Nord gentleman: "They're what? I'm sorry, I didn't get that. I think your profanity filter must be on."

    Mr. T: "I'm just going to stand here and be their paid bodyguard with my axe, 'cause I pity the fools."
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • ArchMikem
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    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    *rolls eyes*

    Seriously people. If you have to "get the only naked" possible in this game to ERP.... well.... You're just not very imaginative.

    No surprise there.

    He's not even doing any push ups on her. Lazy lazy.
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  • spartaxoxo
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    Well you see, when a mommy elf and a daddy nord love each other very much....
  • Conduit0
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    Unless that lady has dumbo ears she is not a redguard, for her ears to stick out of that hair style she would need to be a dark skinned wood elf.
  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    You only have yourself to blame for going to the Riftlight District.
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  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    ¯\_(O_o)_/¯
  • Nova Sky
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    What if they're just bots? Most bots I see run around with barely any clothing on.
    "Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart."
  • Glurin
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    Nova Sky wrote: »
    What if they're just bots? Most bots I see run around with barely any clothing on.

    You might have a point if he wasn't in the Rift. No idea why that became ERP central, but I suppose it had to happen somewhere.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."
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    That must be a very interesting wall.
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    SeaGtGruff wrote: »
    Nord gentleman: "What are those two ants on that wall doing? Are they fighting?"

    Redguard lady: "No, I think they're ****."

    Nord gentleman: "They're what? I'm sorry, I didn't get that. I think your profanity filter must be on."

    Mr. T: "I'm just going to stand here and be their paid bodyguard with my axe, 'cause I pity the fools."

    It's not a redguard lady. It's more likely a bosmer just with dark skin. Not all dark skinned characters are redguard you know. 😛
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    Yeah, I was going by someone else had said earlier. But after I posted that, someone pointed out about the ears. Maybe I should edit my post now to correct it, but it's already been quoted, so I'll leave it be.
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • pdblake
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    Maybe they both got done over by a pesky witch.
  • Ackadian
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    Oh sweet Akatosh...
  • albesca
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    I don't get it, were they just standing there (presumably whispering each other with one hand)?
    And were you just standing there? For how long?

    Probably there's a post in another forum with a screenshot of you, them and another bystander just behind you wondering what was going on
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