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If they ever remove crown crates I'm quitting the game.

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There's nothing more exciting for me than gambling for exclusive and elite items that are very rare and command a large amount of coin (usually) to attain. The feeling of opening up those crates only to see an atronach mount or even a Radiant Apex mount after spending hundreds of dollars is a feeling I can only reproduce in a casino. And lets be real, how often can we all get out to the casino for some gambling?

I just love the way they do the crates. Even if I didn't get what I want (radiant apex) I can still spend my hundreds of gems on whatever I please which keeps me coming back for more.
  • DieAlteHexe
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    Sorry, I left the bag of TrollChow open again.

    My bad.

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
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  • Waffennacht
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    Only people whom have never played cards for a profession think of casinos as gambling
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    Battleground PvP'er

    Waffennacht' Builds
  • VaranisArano
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    I can't tell if this is sarcastic or serious.

    Guys, where do I order a new sarcasm detector?
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  • Cpt_Teemo
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    Remove crates !
  • Aebaradath
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    Imma get my mallet. Yer part of the problem, OP.
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    Edited by Aebaradath on March 17, 2018 6:04PM
  • Yinmaigao
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    Man, every single one of OP's threads are a gem...

    He is like the Borat of the ESO forums.

    "I am kazak #1 troll. NOT."
  • DieAlteHexe
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    I can't tell if this is sarcastic or serious.

    Guys, where do I order a new sarcasm detector?

    Well, first you buy a LOT of crates...

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • KiraTsukasa
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    Imma get my mallet. Yer part of the problem, OP.
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  • LanceFoxMcCloud
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    OP; "If they ever remove crown crates, I'm quitting the game".... Oh... this one didn't think you actually played to begin with...
    REMOVE THE CRATES! REMOVE THE CRATES!
  • Shadowmaster
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    If only there was any other games out that weren't awful, I would once again leave.
  • SilverIce58
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    OP; "If they ever remove crown crates, I'm quitting the game".... Oh... this one didn't think you actually played to begin with...
    REMOVE THE CRATES! REMOVE THE CRATES!

    Gottdamn i screamed when I read this. I guess he only does two things, gamble and whatever this is.
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    Kujata-qa - Khajiit Magplar AD
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    Teldryn Antharys - Dunmer Flame DK EP
    Strikes-With-Venom - Argonian Poison DK EP
    Rur'san-ra - Khajiit WW Stamsorc AD
    Ilianos Solinar - Altmer Stamplar AD
    Iscah Silver-Heart - Reachman Magden DC
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Knowledge wrote: »
    And lets be real, how often can we all get out to the casino for some gambling?

    When you finally make it to legal age, fairly often.
  • Tandor
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    I can't tell if this is sarcastic or serious.

    Guys, where do I order a new sarcasm detector?

    They're a rare drop in the gold chest at the end of rainbows.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    4/10
  • AlienatedGoat
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    Sarcasm.
    PC-NA Goat - Bleat Bleat Baaaa
  • Ardan147
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    Well then, that settles it.

    Remove the crates.
    This creature called a songbird. What a devious creation! This winged nuisance erodes sanity with its incessant chirping. What a brilliant form of torture!
  • Shardan4968
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    Remove crates, but keep free ones every new season and their content available in crown store. :p
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  • Jade1986
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    Id go to ZoS personally and massage their damned feet if they removed them and fixed the bugs.
  • rustic_potato
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    Dude have you really run out of troll post ideas that you had to resort to this? Disappointed.
    I play how I want to.


  • LiquidPony
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    For anyone else who's curious:

    Click on OP's profile link

    Click on the little person icon in the upper-right corner under the search bar

    Click "Ignore"

    Click "OK" in the modal

    Enjoy a better forum experience.
  • VaranisArano
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    LiquidPony wrote: »
    For anyone else who's curious:

    Click on OP's profile link

    Click on the little person icon in the upper-right corner under the search bar

    Click "Ignore"

    Click "OK" in the modal

    Enjoy a better forum experience.

    Does that let me ignore threads too? I'm a little tired of getting sucked into threads that make it seem like the OP is genuinely interested in the answer but in fact has already made up their mind.
  • DoonerSeraph
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    According to thread title, one more reason to want them gone then? :p
  • Juju_beans
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    OP sure has a knack for thread topics that's for sure.
  • Gythral
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    Please feed the
    Troll
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
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  • Hamburglarjones
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    Every post of yours is such a big troll or you are braindead lol
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  • generalmyrick
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    Knowledge wrote: »
    There's nothing more exciting for me than gambling for exclusive and elite items that are very rare and command a large amount of coin (usually) to attain. The feeling of opening up those crates only to see an atronach mount or even a Radiant Apex mount after spending hundreds of dollars is a feeling I can only reproduce in a casino. And lets be real, how often can we all get out to the casino for some gambling?

    I just love the way they do the crates. Even if I didn't get what I want (radiant apex) I can still spend my hundreds of gems on whatever I please which keeps me coming back for more.

    ive been to casinos that post high on their walls,

    "we pay back 98.7%!!!"

    ;-)
    "The red pill and its opposite, the blue pill, are a popular cultural meme, a metaphor representing the choice between:

    Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
    Security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion (blue pill)"

    Insight to Agree to Awesome Ratio = 1:6.04:2.76 as of 1/25/2019

    Compared to people that I've ignored = I am 18% more insightful, 20% less agreeable, and 88% more awesome.
  • MyNameIsElias
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    Every time i get an Apex mount from crown crates i get a feeling of pride and accomplishment :)
    Edited by MyNameIsElias on March 17, 2018 7:23PM
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