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  • starkerealm
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    Raeph wrote: »
    svartorn wrote: »
    Why do argonian females have breasts??

    It makes no sense at all.

    Oh wait no, it's because the average gamer can't imagine a female without breasts, even if it is a lizard person.

    You have your own answer..

    "Lizard person"

    They are not just a lizard. They are almost something completely different. In-fact they are more of a person than a lizard.

    Well I mean a person would be considered a mammal hence the boobs for milk. Argonians are still reptiles, even if they are similar to people. So i think the boobs are for aesthetic reasons. Besides don't they drink from the hist sap?

    Where is it confirmed that argonians are reptiles (as we know them on Earth)? I'm genuinely asking

    As I recall, they're technically not. They're also not mammals. So... *shrugs*

    It's in one of the lorebooks.
  • emilyhyoyeon
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    Raeph wrote: »
    svartorn wrote: »
    Why do argonian females have breasts??

    It makes no sense at all.

    Oh wait no, it's because the average gamer can't imagine a female without breasts, even if it is a lizard person.

    You have your own answer..

    "Lizard person"

    They are not just a lizard. They are almost something completely different. In-fact they are more of a person than a lizard.

    Well I mean a person would be considered a mammal hence the boobs for milk. Argonians are still reptiles, even if they are similar to people. So i think the boobs are for aesthetic reasons. Besides don't they drink from the hist sap?

    Where is it confirmed that argonians are reptiles (as we know them on Earth)? I'm genuinely asking

    As I recall, they're technically not. They're also not mammals. So... *shrugs*

    It's in one of the lorebooks.

    yeah, I don't remember them ever being confirmed as "mammal"/"reptile"/"amphibian"/"bird," or as someone mentioned, bound to our understanding of EARTH
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  • Narvuntien
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    Well if elves are decendant of the gods.... the gods look like elves?? I know the daedra can change thier form on a whim I guess I suspect that is also true of the aedra... Akatosh being a dragon and all. However, everyones form on mundus was locked in place by Yiffre though. hmm

    The Hist is a god?, right? That chose the form of a Tree? or got trapped as a tree when Yiffre locked everyones form? I know there was some contention about wether it was created by lorkhan like men were or not. The Hist gives the argonians form and allows them to breed gives them a sort of basic hive mind, like a collective emotional state. I personally suspect the argonians were kagouti like lizards that drunk the sap of the hist trees and became thier current form through a symbiosis with a god, or similar entity. Beyond the hist thier worship is typically related to Sithis an entitiy older than the gods. I could see a god worshipping even older entities. Argonians are like the arms of a tree god, thier form is chosen by that god.

    I think even if argonian's are born without a connection to The Hist they still have thier form locked by Yiffre, thier form is still that of an argonian they just lack the hive mind connection.
  • Minyassa
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    Interesting thing about Argonians is that males as we can see don't have ***. So why do you think that females have? In TES2: Daggerfall you could undress your character and see *** and breasts. Argonian females unlike other races didn't have mammary ***. (**INSERT YOUR THEORY HERE**)

    Male and female argonians should both only have a cloaca (an all-purpose "hole" for peeing, pooping, and sexing; reptiles have sex by rubbing their holes together).

    The cloaca is more of a bird thing (and not even all birds, at that); most male reptiles have either a *** (crocodilians & turtles/tortoises) or a pair of similar organs called hemipenes (lizards, snakes). Given the lizardlike conformation of Argonian scales, tails and facial structure, I had been assuming they had hemipenes. Which could be a point of dismay, or envy, from other races...
  • KeiruNicrom
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    My Argonian breast theory is an argonian pervert obsessed with breasts on the races of mer and man was disappointed with the breastlessness of his own race. He aquired CHIM and changed reality so all races on nirn could grow breasts. When he was done with his newly fondlable argonian breasts he went east to Akivir in hopes of finding more vuluptuous chesticles to perv on. May he one day return as the hero we all know him to be
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  • Dr.NRG
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    How about ill send you some links of good web pages were you can relieve your pressure and dont have to worry about argonians anymore;)
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  • ArnoTerranova
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    Any reptile's lover who want to give their thoughts ? :)

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    That fact isn’t fun at all
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  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Well, I always thought that female Argonians with breasts, only have breasts so if you are a women in RL and you want to identify with your character - that is why a fantasy-made-up lizard female have some RL women features.
  • ZonasArch
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    Any reptile's lover who want to give their thoughts ? :)

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  • MartiniDaniels
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    svartorn wrote: »
    Why do argonian females have breasts??

    Interbreeding in 1st era and natural selection thereafter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Hallothiel
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    This isn’t Earth, it’s Tamriel/Nirn.

    If you expect it to follow the same rules, then why don’t Khajiits have MANY teats/breasts? Cats do.......
  • red_emu
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    This isn’t Earth, it’s Tamriel/Nirn.

    If you expect it to follow the same rules, then why don’t Khajiits have MANY teats/breasts? Cats do.......

    That would be a sight. All the lads with their female Khajiit running around with 8 breasts and sliders set to max :wink:
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