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I've polished my sword at least 5 times now

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Banetek
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Dam sword is about to break in half. I can only watch so much my little pony... When is maintenance going to be finished?
  • MarkusLiberty
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    Oh my
    *Special Snowflake*

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  • Twouts
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    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/307990/about-in-progress-north-american-and-european-pc-mac-megaservers-for-patch-maintenance-december#latest

    Another 2 hours aprox...
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  • Milvan
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    I would suggest to watch the Steven Universe when you get tired of MLP. It's a great show also! The fillers are kinds lame sometimes but all the rest is just perfect!
    “Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
    Gryphons guild - @Milvan,
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  • crowfl56
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    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)
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  • ConeOfSilence
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    in B4 lock 3...2...1...
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  • XDragonDoomX
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    I hope you oiled and greased it properly so it doesn't get stuck in the scabbard.
    Fear not though, you have plenty of time to test, since the backend work is still in progress....
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

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  • Banetek
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    crowfl56 wrote: »
    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)

    dude I'm unemployed , single and still love with parents. I'm also 34 so don't go telling me what to do.

    thank you.
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  • Abeille
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    Milvan wrote: »
    I would suggest to watch the Steven Universe when you get tired of MLP. It's a great show also! The fillers are kinds lame sometimes but all the rest is just perfect!

    Hey! Steven Universe has no fillers! World building and character development takes time!
    Although I doubt the OP is actually interested in animation.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
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  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    is no one else going to comment on the "polished my sword" euphemism???

    oh come on now...all together now... ooh-err missus
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  • ThePaleItalian
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    Short sword......
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
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  • XDragonDoomX
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    Banetek wrote: »
    crowfl56 wrote: »
    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)

    dude I'm unemployed , single and still love with parents. I'm also 34 so don't go telling me what to do.

    thank you.

    I truly hope that which I've highlit in bold is a typo.....!!!!


    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

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  • Zinaroth
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    +1
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  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    XDragonDoomX wrote: »
    Banetek wrote: »
    crowfl56 wrote: »
    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)

    dude I'm unemployed , single and still love with parents. I'm also 34 so don't go telling me what to do.

    thank you.

    I truly hope that which I've highlit in bold is a typo.....!!!!


    and so he goes back to "polishing sword"...and under those circumstances it appears will always remain single
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  • Banetek
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    Well I love my parents, I guess auto correct... it was supposed to say Live but ill leave it there for your daily lols
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  • Banetek
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Short sword......


    I would put it the width of a dwarven1h sword with the curvature of an argonian dagger thus making it along the lines of a 2h dagger
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  • AzuraKin
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    Banetek wrote: »
    crowfl56 wrote: »
    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)

    dude I'm unemployed , single and still love with parents. I'm also 34 so don't go telling me what to do.

    thank you.

    being single meh,
    being in love with parents, hope its platonic
    being unemployed, lame.
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 battlemage (sorcerer)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 warrior (DragonKnight)
    v160 assassin (nightblade)
    v160 swordsman (sorcerer)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
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  • [Deleted User]
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.
    Edited by [Deleted User] on December 12, 2016 3:30PM
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  • Kodrac
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    Banetek wrote: »
    crowfl56 wrote: »
    You should have gone to school, work, go outside, clean the dang house, on and on.

    No excuses :)

    dude I'm unemployed , single and still love with parents. I'm also 34 so don't go telling me what to do.

    thank you.

    It's the dude from the South Park WoW episode!
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    GrumpyMuffin wrote: »
    30 mins and no remarks about 'you'll go blind...' I'm disappointed in you, fellow forum dwellers :)

    Sorry, I was out in the barn choking the chicken. Going to see some nice big breast tonight at dinner.

    But I feel i let you down.
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