Aaand the winners of PVP are..

Satiar · December 2015

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

Wow.

I really don't know what to say.

I am speechless.

RDMyers65b14_ESO · December 2015

Yeah, really great tactics by the AD. A zerging PVDoor Emp who logs in at 3 AM to push everyone else to their gates and then gate camps. It takes real skill to take keeps when everyone else is asleep. Everyone knows that he gets his arse handed to him when he tries to fight during prime time. You received what 10 extra rocks but killed the server. Enjoy your extra 10 rocks as you will be bored with no fights anymore. Not sure why you hate PVP so much that you want to kill the server.

Alcast · December 2015

lol

riverdragon72 · December 2015

There is a great disturbance in the salt.

Minno · December 2015

riverdragon72 wrote: »

There is a great disturbance in the salt.

QuebraRegra · December 2015

darock55 wrote: »

AD for both 30 day campaigns.. In my opinion 30 day campaigns are all that matter. Every day reds and blues "purple" AD. Every day we tear both factions a new one. Keep it up little boys, because I need the AP

It's funny, because before I quit, DC was the clear underdog.

Same !@#%^, different faction.

Lexxypwns · December 2015

Satiar wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

Wow.

I really don't know what to say.

I am speechless.

Don't let it go to your head imperial scum, you were cooler as a nord

RapturousRex · December 2015

Psilent wrote: »

darock55 wrote: »

AD for both 30 day campaigns.. In my opinion 30 day campaigns are all that matter. Every day reds and blues "purple" AD. Every day we tear both factions a new one. Keep it up little boys, because I need the AP

What end of campaign rewards did you receive?

@Psilent kills off OP in one comment.

Telel · December 2015

RDMyers65b14_ESO wrote: »

Yeah, really great tactics by the AD. A zerging PVDoor Emp who logs in at 3 AM to push everyone else to their gates and then gate camps. It takes real skill to take keeps when everyone else is asleep. Everyone knows that he gets his arse handed to him when he tries to fight during prime time. You received what 10 extra rocks but killed the server. Enjoy your extra 10 rocks as you will be bored with no fights anymore. Not sure why you hate PVP so much that you want to kill the server.

Telel thinks someone is upset by the results of Operation: 'sauce for the gander'....

They also seemed to have missed someone holding emperor for four days, and retaking it in mid afternoon on multiple occasions.

Fortunately this one is to humble to do something like post video of one of those many events as that would be silly, and egotistical. Also they'd have to learn how to edit their twitch archives from the last two weeks into a coherent package, and they are gloriously lazy.

ChrisXO · December 2015

Yeah the notion that oceanic players playing pvp during north america's low pop hours is somehow unfair or unsporting is... silly. They have every right to pvp as hard as they like whenever they like. We all do, it's a 24/7 campaign.

The right response, when you wake up in the morning (wherever you are) and find that the map has changed is not to weep salt into your cornflakes but to pvp the map into the colours that you prefer.

Minno · December 2015

QuebraRegra wrote: »

darock55 wrote: »

AD for both 30 day campaigns.. In my opinion 30 day campaigns are all that matter. Every day reds and blues "purple" AD. Every day we tear both factions a new one. Keep it up little boys, because I need the AP

It's funny, because before I quit, DC was the clear underdog.

Same !@#%^, different faction.

Well TBH they still are. We can only muster enough to poplock Azura star with 30-40 que. EP had to deal with 100+. No idea on AD's numbers.

And even then, AD had Axe/haderus, EP could tribar more than one campaign at primetime, etc.

All factions zerg, but let's not pretend DC can just show up randomly and poplock more than one server.

WRX · December 2015

RDMyers65b14_ESO wrote: »

Yeah, really great tactics by the AD. A zerging PVDoor Emp who logs in at 3 AM to push everyone else to their gates and then gate camps. It takes real skill to take keeps when everyone else is asleep. Everyone knows that he gets his arse handed to him when he tries to fight during prime time. You received what 10 extra rocks but killed the server. Enjoy your extra 10 rocks as you will be bored with no fights anymore. Not sure why you hate PVP so much that you want to kill the server.

Do you know who you are talking to here?

PhatGrimReaper · December 2015

RDMyers65b14_ESO wrote: »

Yeah, really great tactics by the AD. A zerging PVDoor Emp who logs in at 3 AM to push everyone else to their gates and then gate camps. It takes real skill to take keeps when everyone else is asleep. Everyone knows that he gets his arse handed to him when he tries to fight during prime time. You received what 10 extra rocks but killed the server. Enjoy your extra 10 rocks as you will be bored with no fights anymore. Not sure why you hate PVP so much that you want to kill the server.

Did we zerg you down brah??

Crown · December 2015

Telel wrote: »

Telel shall translate this entire thread into a TLDR summary.
Guy 1:"Hahah we's bestest"
Guy 2:"LOL no, we're gonna pack zergs on zergs and idolize muscly man pictures so we's bestest"
Guy Ritchie: "Telel thinks this is silly. Here's a funny summary."
You need not read any posts after this one now.

Telel wins.

Crown · December 2015

darock55 wrote: »

I'm so sacred

Do you have a temple dedicated to your own worship?

Fruitdog · December 2015

Indiana Sarenvog and the Temple of Dumb

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