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Biography of Sheliza "The Unkillable" Part 1

TagaParti
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Long time ago she was just one of the best merchant in the game.
Then she became the most famous merchant in the game.
And she was absolutely one of the richest in the game.

She got bored.
She went to PVP.
She got no PVP guild.
But,
She crowned herself.
She did it alone.
She annihilated everyone.
She became famous.

She got bored again.
She joined a famous duelling guild.
They were shocked.
They watched her every moves.
She beat everyone.
One on one.
They cant kill her.
She frustrated them.
They call her the Mega Tank.
They changed it to Raid Boss.
She continued beating them.
Every single day.
Still noone can beat her.
They called her "The Unkillable"

Then she left.
For everyone to enjoy duelling again.
But she became even more famous.
Killing her was like an achievement now.
Became a subject of youtube videos.
She is now the most famous.

Then she got bored again.
Now she's back to selling.
And helping players in zone.
She's giving some to the needies.
And her fame can no longer be describe.

Now if she's selling something in zones.
They praise her.
They call her.
The Best Ever!

Thank you ESO.
Such an amazing journey with you.
I love you!


Her Godliness,
Sheliza "TU"
TBE
Edited by TagaParti on May 28, 2015 12:58PM
Sheliza "The Unkillable"

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  • Ryuho
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    Someone call for the doctor..
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    nightblade - Ryuho Farron AR25
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    CU - next mmo
  • Eirella
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    I'm willing to bet that no one called you "The unkillable" except yourself. =/
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  • Ghostbane
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    She got bored
    She went to PVP
    She made lotsa noise
    She got rekt

    She got nervous
    She didn't own up
    She got ignored.
    {★★★★★ · ★★★★★ · ★★ · ★★★★★}
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    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
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  • Zargorius
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    I, for one, welcome our new "unkillable" overlord!
    Honor is a dead man's code.
  • pppontus
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    11/10 would watch this person get rekt again. :joy:
  • Minnesinger
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    Post this stuff in pvp section because....? Hardly ever has anyone posted a thread with less to do with pvp than this one (1 pic to be precise).

    I give you 5/5 for attention seeking.

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    The blizzard is my home,
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  • Chesimac
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    Ghostbane wrote: »
    She got bored
    She went to PVP
    She made lotsa noise
    She got rekt

    She got nervous
    She didn't own up
    She got ignored.

    best thing I read this week
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  • Armitas
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    Sell me tripots for 10k and I will give you the title Sheliza the merciful.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Etaniel
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    For all EU players, imagine if Big Boss made the same post :joy::joy:
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  • Draxys
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    Can we agree to start treating this person like they don't exist? Like don't reply or even acknowledge anything, like the episode of South Park where everyone ignored Cartman and he thought he was dead. All this person wants is affirmation, make them go get it somewhere else.
    2013

    rip decibel
  • Ghostbane
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    Draxys wrote: »
    Can we agree to start treating this person like they don't exist? Like don't reply or even acknowledge anything, like the episode of South Park where everyone ignored Cartman and he thought he was dead. All this person wants is affirmation, make them go get it somewhere else.

    When they start to get affirmation, we can do that. Otherwise, keep cleaning people, there are still smudges.
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    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
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  • Erondil
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    Etaniel wrote: »
    For all EU players, imagine if Big Boss made the same post :joy::joy:

    Loool thats so mean
    ~retired~
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  • s7732425ub17_ESO
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    I've played PVP on NA for hours each night for months. I'm PVP rank 26ish or something like that. I've never seen Sheliza. Not once.
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    I was always under the impression that topics like this are against the forum rules ._.
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    I live. I die. I live again.

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  • Ahzek
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    Today is a great day for ESO comedy !
    Not only did ZOS release another hilarious parody video, we also have a new Sheliza Thread to bring us even more entertainment !
    This is amazing please keep up the good work. <3
    Jo'Khaljor
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    I've played PVP on NA for hours each night for months. I'm PVP rank 26ish or something like that. I've never seen Sheliza. Not once.

    I've only saw her one time in Cyrodiil and I happened to be recording...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFtVjbVNYo

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  • EdTerra
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    Etaniel wrote: »
    For all EU players, imagine if Big Boss made the same post :joy::joy:

    Nope, he is already a legend, he don't need to pretend being "unkillable" :smiley:
    [EU] AD - Erdril v16 N(oo)B | AR40
    [NA] EP - Erdril NB

    Still a solo player in this zergfest

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  • TagaParti
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    It was always a good thing to hear from you guys.
    :D
    Sheliza "The Unkillable"

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    i miss these threads.


    (pass the popcorn)


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    TLDR
  • Darklord_Tiberius
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    Who?
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    Hmmm over compensating for anything OP?:}, tbh you may arguably be a couple of these things on NA server, but to call yourself best this, best that seems arrogant and delusional.

    There is the EU server too, and you mean nothing to us here hehe.

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    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

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  • Cazzaxal
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    Jinxycat wrote: »
    I'm willing to bet that no one called you "The unkillable" except yourself. =/

    I can back that up, Sheliza is most certainly a worthy foe
  • Armitas
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    TagaParti wrote: »
    It was always a good thing to hear from you guys.
    :D

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    Edited by Armitas on May 29, 2015 8:45PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • ZOS_TristanK
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    Hi, folks. While we enjoy the playful spirit of this thread, we've had to do some moderation and cleaning, as several posts have violated the Code of Conduct. To let you keep your conversation going without encouraging much more rule breaking, we're going to sink this thread, but leave it open. Thanks for your understanding.
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  • Mako1132
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    Hi, folks. While we enjoy the playful spirit of this thread, we've had to do some moderation and cleaning, as several posts have violated the Code of Conduct. To let you keep your conversation going without encouraging much more rule breaking, we're going to sink this thread, but leave it open. Thanks for your understanding.

    @ZOS_TristanK I am curious Tristan, why this thread is even left open. You have clearly read it and editted out several posts that seem to be far less breaking the TOS of these forums than the original post of this thread is doing... people already pointed it out and you even removed those posts.... this is CLEARLY a troll thread and you've left it open, while removing the posts of people pointing that out... honestly I don't understand that and think its just another example where moderation on these forums are applied pointedly instead of equally. You can't possibly tell me the original poster/post is not trolling.
  • Chesimac
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    Mako1132 wrote: »
    Hi, folks. While we enjoy the playful spirit of this thread, we've had to do some moderation and cleaning, as several posts have violated the Code of Conduct. To let you keep your conversation going without encouraging much more rule breaking, we're going to sink this thread, but leave it open. Thanks for your understanding.

    @ZOS_TristanK I am curious Tristan, why this thread is even left open. You have clearly read it and editted out several posts that seem to be far less breaking the TOS of these forums than the original post of this thread is doing... people already pointed it out and you even removed those posts.... this is CLEARLY a troll thread and you've left it open, while removing the posts of people pointing that out... honestly I don't understand that and think its just another example where moderation on these forums are applied pointedly instead of equally. You can't possibly tell me the original poster/post is not trolling.
    Lol im sure they know, pretty sure they themselves like getting a couple lulz from sheliza every once in a while
  • azoriangaming
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    Etaniel wrote: »
    For all EU players, imagine if Big Boss made the same post :joy::joy:

    haha awesome
  • LegendaryMage
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    Etaniel wrote: »
    For all EU players, imagine if Big Boss made the same post :joy::joy:

    In 1v1, big boss is unkillable 100%.
    If I'm behind him spamming healing wards. :P
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