So I was doing Sharp-as-Night's recruitment quest for the first time since PTS (yes, yes, I know I'm terribly late to the party on a LOT of things). And I couldn't help but notice that Crime Lord Harn's bodyguard lacky was, well, lacking clothes at the entrance.



So I thought to myself: "Oh. Well. Maybe she was just on her way from the baths and was just giving me some friendly advice not to double cross her esteemed boss. It happens."

But then I get to the Crime Lord and his right-hand themselves and I just...



There he was. Gloriously confident in his exposure as he berated his latest petitioner. Not gonna lie, this gave me a good laugh, it did.

He is the noble crime lord of an all nudist gang. I can respect such a bold choice.




Got to say: impressive scars, my dude. I'm amazed that ZOS is willing to put such details, even though such things would normally be covered up by um...you know. Clothes.


As much as I would love to have an all-nudist gang (would be legit interesting)....I've a feeling this just isn't what they had in mind when they made this quest because you never get to ask about this. And I just get the notion that people walking around naked in a criminal facility underneath a city of the dead is something that would inspire most people to have a few questions for.

So when you're feeling down, just think on Crime Lord Harn and his philosphy of living freely and breezily. A role model for us all.