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Describe races in one word

Athan1
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Altmer: Nazis
Argonians: Handbags
Bosmer: Savages
Bretons: Half-elves
Dunmer: Slavers
Imperials: Imperialists
Khajiit: Furries
Nords: Milkdrinkers
Orcs: Uglies
Redguards: Sidekicks

What's your take? Try to keep it PC because, although TES lore is based on real life historic events and civilizations, we somehow aren't allowed to talk about it on forums.

Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • Vevvev
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    These kinds of threads never go well but...

    Altmer: Purists
    Argonians: Mudskippers
    Bosmer: Carnivores
    Bretons: Adventurers
    Dunmer: Telvanni
    Imperials: Romans
    Khajiit: Furries
    Nords: Vikings
    Orcs: Clans
    Redguards: Warriors
    PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK
  • tsaescishoeshiner
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    This is clearly a bait thread but you'll find that people actually do make plenty of historical comparisons when they discuss ESO lore. Try the /r/teslore subreddit. But you might have to be more interested and earnest than calling a race "uglies".

    Edit: It's not feasible or easy to moderate potentially political conversations when people act in bad faith by derailing or trolling—which people would definitely do on the forums if not kept in check. Maybe you'd enjoy having your own Discord community for ESO lore
    Edited by tsaescishoeshiner on January 17, 2021 11:39PM
    PC-NA
    in-game: @tsaescishoeshiner
  • Lephrel
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    - Altmer: Supreme Leaders
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    - Khajiit: Altmer Pets
    - Imperials: Civilized
    - Nords: So uncivilized
    - Orcs: Chads
    - Bretons: Whimps
    - Bosmer: Tree Huggers
    - Redguards:
    Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
    - Argonians: Boots, Belts & Purses
    - Dunmer: Too racist, even for Altmer


    Edited by Lephrel on January 18, 2021 12:14AM
  • Eiagra
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    Athan1 wrote: »
    Orcs: Sexy

    Fixed it for you.

    With love and crushing hugs,
    A fellow sexy orc.
          In verity.
  • Athan1
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    Haha, interesting responses :D I also liked the response about all Dunmer being Telvanni, lol

    My favourite point is about Argonian accessories, I mean it's even an in-game reference :D

    genuine-crocodile-handbag-for-men-genuine-crocodile-handbag-img_4515.1920x1080w.jpg
    Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • ShawnLaRock
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    Please close this thread.

    S.
  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    Pass.
    I'm gonna go ahead & say In b4 Lock
  • Aliyavana
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    I wish I could say my opinions about argonians, but I can not afford any warnings
  • Starlock
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    Altmer: Smart 'n Sexy
    Argonians: Amazingly Awesome
    Bosmer: Adorable Tree Huggers
    Bretons: Boring and Bland
    Dunmer: Drama Edgelords
    Imperials: Cosmopolitan Conquerers
    Khajiit: *squees about cats*
    Nords: Dumb and Drunker
    Orcs: Gruff Stuff
    Redguards: Beautiful Blades
  • ThePedge
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    Altmer: Arrogant
    Argonians: Slaves
    Bosmer: Best
    Bretons: Frogs
    Dunmer: Cultural
    Imperials: Who?
    Khajiit: Furries
    Nords: Cavemen
    Orcs: Fugly
    Redguards: who?
  • Psiion
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    Greetings,

    After review, we have closed this thread down as it is mainly Inappropriate Content, as well as Baiting. Please remember to keep the Forum's Community Rules in mind when posting or replying, and remember that the Forums are intended to be a place for civil and constructive conversation.
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