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More effective and 100% safe alternative
DISCLAIMER: I do these things purely for innocent fun and because of my RP character's jerky side. No harm intended although if someone chooses to be a little crybaby about something so pointless, it WILL entertain me and this was the sole reason that motivated me to make this post.
If you chose to become toxic, that's your problem not mine.
Just download an emote addon with hot key binds and put the following emotes in.
/sweep /shovel <- the most powerful
/flute
/danceimperial
/sitchair
/jumpingjacks
/eatbread <-seems to *** off a lot of people
/laugh
/any good store emote
Bonus: spam /headache
Or use anything else u like that doesn't involve your crotch area touching your opponent's body.
I can guarantee you that you will see amazing results. And nobody can use the sexual dominance excuse on you anymore.
Now go cry some more. 😘 And remember that I only do it because I love you.
Edited by ZOS_RogerJ on April 12, 2019 1:12PM