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What is this object? [Images]

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Kihamai
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Hello everyone, hopefully someone can clarify what in the world this is, located in Cradle of Shadows. Because like... This looks like something pretty inappropriate. I guess that it's a rock... or something? But like, it's shaped so suggestively that this just doesn't seem like an ordinary rock.

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  • jssriot
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    I dunno, but I suspect if it ever showed up at the luxury vendor, it'd sell well.
    PC-NA since 2015. Tired and unimpressed.
  • SydneyGrey
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    It's a ... ummm ....


    Thingie.
  • Juhasow
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    It's vMa staff duh...
    Edited by Juhasow on February 4, 2018 7:37AM
  • DieAlteHexe
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    :o
    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • Ackwalan
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    Looks like it is part of a giant femur bone, or maybe a ***.

    Who would of thought the correct biological name for a human organ would be censored. So much for that age verification thing we have to do to log in.
    Edited by Ackwalan on February 4, 2018 7:39AM
  • Nifty2g
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    I believe that is a scamp, the sorcerer can summon it.
    #MOREORBS
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Ackwalan wrote: »
    Looks like it is part of a giant femur bone, or maybe a ***.

    Who would of thought the correct biological name for a human organ would be censored. So much for that age verification thing we have to do to log in.

    Lmao. I don’t know why, but you always can make me laugh or smile with your correctness and scientific nature. You’re like the ESO Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
  • mrdiamond666
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    wow. lmao, should I say it? LOOKS LIKE A...............ROCK FORMATION, lolz
  • mrdiamond666
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    or a ROCK HARD ***.. IDK
  • Prizax
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    damn bro you must be hungry... ;)
  • D0PAMINE
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    Oh thats where I left that
  • Palidon
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    A female player house item.
  • Sleep
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    La Region Salvaje?
  • JamieAubrey
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    Juhasow wrote: »
    It's vMa staff duh...

    Wonder how many people will miss this great comment
  • actosh
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    Lörres!!!!!!!!
  • OGLezard
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    My new chair for my house!
  • WuffyCerulei
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    A statue dedicated to the Daedric prince, Sanguine.
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  • Arthg
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    It's a Daedric Invocation Casting Knob.
    Edited by Arthg on February 4, 2018 8:57AM
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  • Sigma957
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    It's a bone of some sort :wink::wink:
  • pod88kk
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    Looks like an old flute.... Maybe you should give it a blow
    Edited by pod88kk on February 4, 2018 9:30AM
  • Iccotak
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    Its a rocket ship

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JL8iotpscM
  • xSkullfox
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    Dragon "Bone(s)r"
    Maybe other hints for next DLCs already in the game :#
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  • Gargath
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    I see a chair for prostate massage, nothing fancy.
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  • altemriel
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    Calysis wrote: »
    Hello everyone, hopefully someone can clarify what in the world this is, located in Cradle of Shadows. Because like... This looks like something pretty inappropriate. I guess that it's a rock... or something? But like, it's shaped so suggestively that this just doesn't seem like an ordinary rock.

    XqPRf62.jpg
    1PIWhr3.jpg



    a giant daedric *** :smiley: ?
  • TheNuminous1
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    Palidon wrote: »
    A female player house item.

    female? oh hunny child males can use it as a furnishing too.
  • runagate
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    Yummy!

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  • WatchYourSixx
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    Definitely looks like a phallic symbol, but it's probably just a large bone.
    The only thing to fear is, fear itself. - FDR

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  • kimaeril
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    Arthg wrote: »
    It's a Daedric Invocation Casting Knob.

    Nice :D
    Edited by kimaeril on February 4, 2018 4:31PM
  • ZOS_Ragnar
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    We are closing this thread as the subject matter has gotten inappropriate. I am going to pass this discovery along.
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