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"Come sit on Grampas Lap" guild

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maryriv
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I'd like an invite into this prestigious guild that has held Fort Rayles on the vivec campaign for 6 months on the Vivec Campaign regardless of how many times the keep changes hands.

Can someone in that guild please send me an invite? Thanks!
  • Sounomi
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    Its either a troll guild exploiting a bug that's been around for a very long time that ZOS refuses to even admit exists, let alone fix it, or its a guild made by someone that's quit the game. Either way, you're not likely to get an invite into it because your presence could prevent the bug from working.
  • maryriv
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    Sounomi wrote: »
    Its either a troll guild exploiting a bug that's been around for a very long time that ZOS refuses to even admit exists, let alone fix it, or its a guild made by someone that's quit the game. Either way, you're not likely to get an invite into it because your presence could prevent the bug from working.

    Awww man? How did the bug come about? Did they do it intentionally by getting the keep then deleting the guild? I'd love to get an invite if anyone's on that knows about this. Thanks!
  • Cadbury
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    Creepiest guild name ever.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • JamieAubrey
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    I guess this is NA, not sure I've seen that name on EU
  • firedrgn
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    Show us on the dolly where the fat man touched you.
  • Jurand80
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    was it a netch's touch?
  • red_emu
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    Show is on the netch where the lusty argonian maid touched you ;)
    PC - EU:
    Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
    Falathren - AD StamSorc
    Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
    Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
    Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
    Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
    Your-Ex - AD MagBlade
  • Banana
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    I think ill give it a miss.
  • Runschei
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    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?
    Edited by Runschei on September 3, 2017 8:21AM
  • Cavedog
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    Runschei wrote: »
    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?

    I can't speak for the OP, but if it were me, I'd want to be in the guild so I could release ownership of the keep. ....just a guess.
  • maryriv
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    Cavedog wrote: »
    Runschei wrote: »
    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?

    I can't speak for the OP, but if it were me, I'd want to be in the guild so I could release ownership of the keep. ....just a guess.

    ^.^
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Thats just creepy, to be honest.
    Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason

    PC/EU
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Not sure what sounds worse, the guilds name or that OP wants in there.

    I despair of the human race sometimes...
    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


    Member Of The Old Guard
    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

    Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk

    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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    Taylor Swift -
    Guild on main CP campaign Xbox EU also glitches and permanently hold a castle (I forget the name)
    Edited by Wrecking_Blow_Spam on September 4, 2017 2:24AM
    Xbox one EU
    8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
    Doesn't stand in red
  • Morgul667
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    That's creepy
  • maryriv
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Not sure what sounds worse, the guilds name or that OP wants in there.

    I despair of the human race sometimes...

    Apparently you have not been paying close attention.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    @ZOS_BrianWheeler . This is something you've fixed but keeps returning .
  • Gothren
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    1f78vd.jpg
  • maryriv
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    Gothren wrote: »
    1f78vd.jpg

    I seriously LOLed when I saw this :dizzy:
  • SHADOW2KK
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    maryriv wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Not sure what sounds worse, the guilds name or that OP wants in there.

    I despair of the human race sometimes...

    Apparently you have not been paying close attention.

    Did not feel the need.
    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


    Member Of The Old Guard
    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

    Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk

    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • Brrrofski
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    Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »
    Taylor Swift -
    Guild on main CP campaign Xbox EU also glitches and permanently hold a castle (I forget the name)

    Aleswell I think it is.
  • maryriv
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    maryriv wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Not sure what sounds worse, the guilds name or that OP wants in there.

    I despair of the human race sometimes...

    Apparently you have not been paying close attention.

    Did not feel the need.

    Yet you felt the need to comment on your false assumption that I wanted in their guild for some nefarious purpose.
  • Cadbury
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    Runschei wrote: »
    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?

    OP is obviously someone's grandpa.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • maryriv
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Runschei wrote: »
    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?

    OP is obviously someone's grandpa.

    Ummm... no. Pay better attention.
  • Cadbury
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    maryriv wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    Runschei wrote: »
    May I ask why on earth do you want to be in that guild?

    OP is obviously someone's grandpa.

    Ummm... no. Pay better attention.

    Oops. Sorry, I meant Grandma. :/
    Edited by Cadbury on September 6, 2017 1:17AM
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User]
    Soul Shriven
    Hello everyone,

    This post is to let you know that we've gone ahead and closed this thread. The reason being that it seems this thread is not going anywhere well. Also, there is a forum section dedicated to guilds who are recruiting, feel free to browse there to find a new guild to join.

    Thank you for understanding!
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