Tea Bagging and you

  • max_only
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    This thread is still alive? Amazing!
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  • SkillzMFG
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    You-know-what-you-did teabag - Typically a lengthy teabag. This one is reserved specifically for glitchers, line of sighters, gankers, and RUNvX'ers.

    This is the only one I use, especially on line of sighters, hate them from the bottom of my heart since I'm mostly playing range builds.
    Remember killing that 'Blobs' guy after he kited me for like 20 minutes, tea bagged the hell out of him! Got kicked out of his guild instantly lmao, totally worth it if you ask me! :D
    Edited by SkillzMFG on July 3, 2017 12:00PM
  • pod88kk
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    Personally I prefer the weak push up emote because I like to really get it in there
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Tbags are too funny to take seriously. I never do them, not my style. I do however get a kick out of hiding and counter attacking the salty guy who goes after the tbagger getting his buddy. As soon as the bagging begins, I get ready to do more fighting - which is why I'm here, right?

    I have a symbiotic relationship with the tbag. I hold some contempt for it, but I can't deny its place in the ecosystem.
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  • Feanor
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    Teabagitus Interruptus

    When you start to bag but somehow didn't know about the other 10 EP that come out of stealth suddenly. Bonus points if you survive.
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  • Neoauspex
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    I never teabag, I always salute a worthy opponent.

    But, as a recipient, the absolute worst is the bailed out bag, when you're fighting a low level (or chasing a panicked one) who is no match for you, and a random zerg that he/she is not even associated with swarms you and moves on, and the lowbie stays behind to do the deed. So brutally undeserving, I can't help but laugh.
  • Zalicius
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    shadoza wrote: »
    What happened to the "good game," "Good Fight?" Do players really need to behave so badly to gain attention. If you lose, lose with grace. If you win, win with respect.

    Its a game calm down.

    Are you really so offending by someone virtually crouching over your virtual character?

    I'm virtually offended.
  • GDOFWR420
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    Ill teabag you for being on the opposing alliance B)
  • NukeAllTheThings
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    Don't forget the Taco Dip for the ladies.

    or clam slam
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  • Fasold666
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    Zalicius wrote: »
    shadoza wrote: »
    What happened to the "good game," "Good Fight?" Do players really need to behave so badly to gain attention. If you lose, lose with grace. If you win, win with respect.

    Its a game calm down.

    Are you really so offending by someone virtually crouching over your virtual character?

    I'm virtually offended.

    Lol. That's a good one.
  • Chufu
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    Teabagging is so senseless...
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  • PS4_ZeColmeia
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    Chufu wrote: »
    Teabagging is so senseless...
    Actually teabagging only gets rid of one of your senses. **raises cup of tea** here's to hoping it doesn't enhance the others!
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  • Brutusmax1mus
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    The " you deserve more" or "back for seconds" tbag.

    When you get your fill tbagging, mount up, and begin to ride away or run to your next victim but are suddenly overcome with the need to tbag again. Ride back and show more love!
  • hamgatan
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    The "D-bagging"

    Pretty much every Teabag falls under this category as it's scientifically proven to be performed 99.9% of the time by some talentless zergling who thinks they have mad skills because they've just taken you down 12 vs 1.

    *clap clap* here.. have a Chupa Chup Corky! :)
    Edited by hamgatan on July 7, 2017 4:26PM
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Only loser a-holes t-tag. Grow up.

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  • Neyane
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    This list is hilarious :D and revenge tb always!
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  • Drummerx04
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    Just-in-Time T-bag: when you are getting zerged and kill one of them and have just enough time to get in a bag or two before dying instantly to 15 destro ults.
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    Thread closed for having to remove quite a bit of inappropriate commentary. Given the subject matter it's a difficult topic to pull off without this occurring.
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