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I desperately hate the Argonians. I loathe them that much.

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    Typical high elf up themselves lol
  • ForsakenSin
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.



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    However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)



    Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
    "You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
    Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
    Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
    Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
    but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."

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    WhiteMage wrote: »
    Wow wrote: »
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    Oh my.

    Rule 34. No exceptions.
    Edited by DocFrost72 on October 31, 2016 10:45PM
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

    I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

    Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

    I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

    I hope this is roleplaying
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  • dem0n1k
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    tsk. typical Aldmeri Dominion superiority complex XD

    My Argonian NB challenges you to a swimming race! XD

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    Elves:

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    A very interesting race - quite possibly the only one in existance that is 15% bisexual and 85% homosexual.























    Just for giggles and to wind the *** up :):trollface:
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

    I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

    Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

    I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

    My gran used to say "I want never gets"

    Elves can demand that a wall gets built until the cows come home - but whether it ever happens is another matter.

    As for Nords using 100% of their own gold - lol! - what ethereal dimension did you emerge from? Nords may be children at heart but they are not fools. They know you cannot drink shiny bricks. Have all your brains seeped out of those pointy ears? ... and very becoming ears may I add.

    I never pondered on the notion of Argonians as being parasites but they certainly seem to have got under your skin. Those adorabe large ears must act like fly traps but I would have thought an Argonian would be far too large to crawl inside.
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    Say that when an you're dying from some poisons arrows and the Argonian's standing there like it's a bug bite.
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    First the Argonians. Now the Khajiit.

    Can see where you are going with this. <shakes head slowly & sadly>

    Will take the Betmer over the other races every time. <3

    They seem to burn down houses when their brewing their skooma drugs so yeah. They cause problems in the city for all of us.
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    Argonian^

    That's beautiful. We can enchant those precious things with the very soul of that Argonian. I think I would go with max magicka.

    How marvelous that is.
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    Apparently a few of the devs or ZoS upper management have the same issue
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    dem0n1k wrote: »
    tsk. typical Aldmeri Dominion superiority complex XD

    My Argonian NB challenges you to a swimming race! XD

    That's exactly where your Argonian NB belongs... in rivers and oceans catching fish for his masters. You have the obligation to your Dunmer master to feed him.
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    Racists
  • TheImperfect
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    Erecting the spine of disgust, my argonian is gorgeous!!

    Bosmer those freaky big eyes, not my cuppa but theyre OK I guess since they have Eveli .
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

    I feel the same way about Argonians

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    jrgray93 wrote: »
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    History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

    Or mer in this case.
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    The only reason I don't play argonians are their racial passives

    Now don't tell anyone I told you, but the Argonian racials make for a mean sap tank.
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    Slurg wrote: »
    jrgray93 wrote: »
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    Tamashii-Nations-SH-Monsterarts-Shin-Godzilla-010.jpg

    History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

    Or mer in this case.

    Didn't nature wipe out the dinosaurs? Obviously nature doesn't like Argonians nor their ancestors.
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    I don't know how to respond to this as I main an Altmer in the Ebonheart Pact... :p

    Seriously though I think some Argonians look really cool, I don't mind them at all. I'll probably make one some day.
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    @RAGUNAnoOne what you do to this guy?
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    Keep looking over your shoulder, softskin.
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    DannyLV702 wrote: »
    @RAGUNAnoOne what you do to this guy?

    @DannyLV702 Sounds like he secretly wants to *** them and is repressing that desire through posts like these
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    Abeille wrote: »
    Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple? <3

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    Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

    Damn, I would make hatchings with that Argonian
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    I don't know how to respond to this as I main an Altmer in the Ebonheart Pact... :p

    Seriously though I think some Argonians look really cool, I don't mind them at all. I'll probably make one some day.

    You're doing a very good job spying on the enemy. Keep giving us more juicy information about the Ebonheart Pact. Keep it up solider.
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    You're doing a very good job spying on the enemy. Keep giving us more juicy information about the Ebonheart Pact. Keep it up solider.

    Not sure if trolling or

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    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Merican too.

    FTFY lol
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    Anti_Virus wrote: »
    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Merican too.

    FTFY lol

    LOL!
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Abeille wrote: »
    Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple? <3

    ckNCZ8m.png

    Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

    Damn, I would make hatchings with that Argonian

    Really @Alucardo LOL
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Abeille wrote: »
    Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple? <3

    ckNCZ8m.png

    Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

    Damn, I would make hatchings with that Argonian

    Really @Alucardo LOL

    Birds are descended from small dinosaurs, and so might Argonians. So there could be enough genetical overlap to be able to produce viable hatchlings :D
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