Have Zenimax do your taxes for a chance to win an exclusive costume!

Recremen · August 2016

I mean since they seem so intent on offering services they have no business providing and that none of us have ever wanted, like gambling, they might as well start branching out into even more ludicrous services. So come, have Zenimax's accountants do your taxes! Each tax form they complete comes with a chance to win an ~`~Exclusive~`~ costume or mount! If you already bought their services for this tax season you can still buy more tax forms, but now they have a chance of dropping Tax Gems which you can someday exchange for another set of items you never wanted! Too young to do taxes? Don't worry, due to a legal loophole you're technically just buying a bunch of paper with ink on it which bears a 100% Aristotelian likeness to government tax forms! And also shut up and think about the ~`~Exclusive~`~ costume or mount, mmmkay?

Draxys · August 2016

If wrobel is balancing my books, I'm ***. I'll take turbo tax over prison time.

JamieAubrey · August 2016

But I don't do taxes

Rohamad_Ali · August 2016

Yes

8/10

Totalitarian · August 2016

Me: *follows tax forms to do taxes* *has to pay X amount of dollars*

Me: "Oh no!" *goes to Turbo Tax*

Turbo Tax: "You get a refund of X dollars!"

Me: O_o

Somehow I manage to forget a negative sign somewhere, or there are complex numbers that I don't see. I can do math, that's the thing. Magic numbers I guess.

SleepyTroll · August 2016

All I know is that the average price of these exclusive mounts, like the blue senche thing is going to cost significantlyrics more then 4k crowns due to rng. *** ***

Recremen · August 2016

SleepyTroll wrote: »

All I know is that the average price of these exclusive mounts, like the blue senche thing is going to cost significantlyrics more then 4k crowns due to rng. *** ***

Oh man, SO MUCH more. I'm going to write up a separate post with mathematical analysis later this week. It's an absolute travesty.

Kammakazi · August 2016

TequilaFire · August 2016

Are crown store purchases tax deductible?

Panda_iMunch · August 2016

inb4lock

But this is a pretty good troll post!

TequilaFire · August 2016

Come on, can't we have some fun?

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