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female bosmer and the right of theft - need lore nerds

Aliyavana
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Hello fellow forum dwellers! I wanted to ask a very important question regarding the right of theft and female bosmer. This one has gotten his heart stolen by many female bosmer and the thing is I assume the right of theft is involved. The thing is that none of the female bosmer that have done so have yet to have listed their terms in the right of theft and have yet to have contacted me after they have done so. Any possibility of me getting my heart back? Most notably redheaded female bosmer seem to be the main stealet in these crimes.
  • AugustoCP
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    I'm 99% sure a certain laughing bony bosmer archer(-ess?) is involved.
  • Abeille
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    Sorry, we ate it.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Tryxus
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    Abeille wrote: »
    Sorry, we ate it.

    Goes well with some jagga or rotmeth
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Ep1kMalware
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    op is high on jenkem
  • bareheiny
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    Personally, I loathe zombies and the undead.

    Seeing as you appear to be animated (for want of a better word) and without a heart (a most important organ for continuing life)...I strongly suggest you stay well away from my Bosmer, lest you find yourself on the pointy end of a blade.
  • Egonieser
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    Sorry, forums are not the place to find love, there's special websites for that...
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

    Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
    Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
    Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
    Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
    Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
    Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
    (CP 830+)

    PC - EU
  • ArchMikem
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    P.S. My bosmer wifey has very high standards and so will not take any thing cheap and so I want what is best for her, do you think a ring of agility with the robust trait would make for a great wedding ring for her?

    OP is cheating on his Bosmer Wifey by admitting other Bosmer females are "stealing his heart".
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Spriggans demanded blood for blood, you accidentally ate a plant from the valenwood, you need to be punished.
  • Aliyavana
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    P.S. My bosmer wifey has very high standards and so will not take any thing cheap and so I want what is best for her, do you think a ring of agility with the robust trait would make for a great wedding ring for her?

    OP is cheating on his Bosmer Wifey by admitting other Bosmer females are "stealing his heart".

    What if I follow the code of malacath?
  • Mettaricana
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    P.S. My bosmer wifey has very high standards and so will not take any thing cheap and so I want what is best for her, do you think a ring of agility with the robust trait would make for a great wedding ring for her?

    OP is cheating on his Bosmer Wifey by admitting other Bosmer females are "stealing his heart".

    What if I follow the code of malacath?

    Just add twice the blood
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