Light a candle made with the earwax of a native Cyrodillic, Colovian hill troll (this substance is often traded amongst the Traders of Elsywer) and twine made from the mane of any Khajiit.

Burn the candle whilst reciting chapter eight of the Mysterium Pelarxies:

"Brilliance of Pelagius himself,
That awful Breton pissed himself,
Although the conversin' was enthrallin'
These acursed crowns from pockets falling

Please dear dark ones, light and tall,
I beg you with thy ancient call;
Refill my stack, and fix my pack,
For lust, of greed and thrall."

Repeat this over and over again until the candle's flame turns green, at which point you must cease your chant and say the words "Then I said, that's not my wife! That's a Nirnroot!"

Now depending on your circumstances, your problem will no longer matter, as you will have a much bigger problem now (especially if your wife is of Nordic decent)

May you never walk upon the soft white snow changed yellow.

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