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  • Xendyn
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    They needed to wait on the pool, anyway. Kid's too young for it still.


    So... @newtinmpls I may have found someone that can help with The Gambler music vid.
    Check this out

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/223765/loading-times-parody-video#latest

    He did the whole thing, Midi music and singing.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • UrQuan
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    Ever have one of those days when you feel like everyone is totally misunderstanding what you mean and taking your posts the wrong way? Yeah, I'm having one of those days...

    One case was totally my fault because my post was super unclear, and as soon as I saw the reply to it I knew that if I was reading my post without also knowing exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it, I would have read it the exact same way the person who replied did. The way they read it definitely wasn't how I meant it, but that was my own damn fault.

    Another case, I still can't understand how the person replying misunderstood where I was coming from so badly. I thought I was pretty clear about where I stood on that issue.

    And then there's another that I think was more the other person intentionally being obtuse. I'm more inclined to just ignore that one.

    Definitely one of those days though... I've got the problematic-posting blues.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    I've got the forum posting BluUUues, oh Lord
    On just another forum daaayyy
    Lord I don't know what to doooo
    I just seem to make them cryyyyy

    That last long post was took all wrong
    I didn't mean to start a flame waaar
    I'll edit, delete it, try to start it over
    Lord I hate to hear it when they call me Fanboi

    *sung to this tune
    *we need a musician up in here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fk65rbYI8



    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • MissBizz
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Ever have one of those days when you feel like everyone is totally misunderstanding what you mean and taking your posts the wrong way? Yeah, I'm having one of those days...

    One case was totally my fault because my post was super unclear, and as soon as I saw the reply to it I knew that if I was reading my post without also knowing exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it, I would have read it the exact same way the person who replied did. The way they read it definitely wasn't how I meant it, but that was my own damn fault.

    Another case, I still can't understand how the person replying misunderstood where I was coming from so badly. I thought I was pretty clear about where I stood on that issue.

    And then there's another that I think was more the other person intentionally being obtuse. I'm more inclined to just ignore that one.

    Definitely one of those days though... I've got the problematic-posting blues.

    *goes and looks through UrQuans recent posts*
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  • freespirit
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    Hi ya all......

    Option 1:-

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    Option 2:-

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    or in my case spend 3 days trying to get my Hubby's race wheel working in conjunction with my old PC AND a driving sim, leading to........

    Option 3:-

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    BTW......... PC:- 0 Me:-1.........

    He is happily driving as I type :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • UrQuan
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    Totally @Xendyn, totally...

    At least there really wasn't any drama or flamewars that came out of it, there was just a lot of me going "wait, but that's not what I meant!"
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    Just a few funny pics I found while looking for the threads "breakfast of the day"

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    As an American I endorse this message! :p

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    Oh wait...found some

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    Only 18 days till Orsinium!

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • newtinmpls
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    Love the bacon seed. What a little cutie.

    I want a piglet pet. Not a boar, not a pig, a little tiny piglet. And I want an emote that makes him nibble a dandylion or something
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • UrQuan
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    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Speaking of which, how's that Tamriel meal coming along?
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Glaiceana
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Love the bacon seed. What a little cutie.

    I want a piglet pet. Not a boar, not a pig, a little tiny piglet. And I want an emote that makes him nibble a dandylion or something
    Look up micro pig :) It is actually a pet you can get in real life. At least in the UK its legal I believe.
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    Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EU
    Our total free bites: 7000+
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    Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
    J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
    Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
    Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
    Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
    Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
    Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Speaking of which, how's that Tamriel meal coming along?
    Still working on scheduling with my friends... It's been a busy month or two in my circle of friends, what with birthdays and beerlympics.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

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    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • freespirit
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    Breakfast is late today......

    and it's Friday, so I propose this........

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    Vodka based Jelly Waffles with Vodka and Orange to wash it down!!
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • newtinmpls
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    And if you need more carbs, or maybe some fat:

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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Vodka based Jelly Waffles with Vodka and Orange to wash it down!!

    I think I'm feeling the start of a hangover just looking at that ;)

    Is this thread spinning or is it just me :p

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • UrQuan
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Breakfast is late today......

    and it's Friday, so I propose this........

    5xphex.jpg

    Vodka based Jelly Waffles with Vodka and Orange to wash it down!!
    Hmm, suddenly I'm shocked that I've never seen this served in Vegas...
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    And if you need more carbs, or maybe some fat:

    r5gLFRk.jpg
    I'm really not a fan of coffee, so I did some quick googling and came up with this similar recipe sans coffee:
    http://www.thismamaloves.com/maple-bacon-popcorn-ball-recipe/
    My favorite part of the recipe:
    butter your hands heavily
    Done, and done! :D
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Breakfast is late today......

    and it's Friday, so I propose this........

    5xphex.jpg

    Vodka based Jelly Waffles with Vodka and Orange to wash it down!!
    Hmm, suddenly I'm shocked that I've never seen this served in Vegas...
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    And if you need more carbs, or maybe some fat:

    r5gLFRk.jpg
    I'm really not a fan of coffee, so I did some quick googling and came up with this similar recipe sans coffee:
    http://www.thismamaloves.com/maple-bacon-popcorn-ball-recipe/
    My favorite part of the recipe:
    butter your hands heavily
    Done, and done! :D

    I take your 'buttery' hands........

    and give you Butter Dragon!!

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    I felt I should maybe steer this conversation away from the buttery hands!! >:)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • freespirit
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    Today I need a cure-all breakfast........

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    Happy Saturday. :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • WldKarde
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Today I need a cure-all breakfast........

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    Happy Saturday. :)

    Any day started with Bacon has to be a good day!

    At least I hope so for my latest character...WldKarde's Bacon. B)

    A coworker's wife began her ESO journey today. She chose a templar, he went with a NB...so I rolled a DK Orc.
    Since the "less than PC" NPC's like to refer to Orcs as "Pig child"...and in honor of this thread's cravings for the perfect food...I found I had no other choice in my naming of my newest character.

    Inspired by the old Johnny Cash song "A Boy named Sue" I hope that someday "WldKarde's Bacon" can forgive me

    "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

    He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son-of-a-*** that named you "Sue.'"

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I came away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!


    Sorry about this "Bacon", but Orsinium is only 16 days away...suck it up son...war is hell and ya gotta be tough ;)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Rodvic
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    That moment when you are terrified that you have to watch football but happy you get to see the Star Wars trailer...

    Edited by Rodvic on October 24, 2015 10:05PM
  • newtinmpls
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    ^^^ I have no idea what that even means....

    In other news, I learned a lot about the character I happened to be playing a few moments ago when I got recruited into a guild of ruffians and protested that I'd been framed.

    After all, I can see an orc getting framed for any number of things.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    I think the whole "Star Wars" thing @newtinmpls depends on when you were born.

    In 1977 I was the perfect demographic (10 year old male) for George Lucas, and I fell in love with Star Wars. Then came the "prequel" debacle and I fell out of love with Star Wars. So I kinda get it that it is weird to "have" to watch an NFL game as an american...just to see the latest trailer.

    I for one didn't bother...sometimes you can't un-ring the bell after having your favorite thing so utterly spoiled by someone who had lost touch with his vision...and his audience.
    I want nothing more than for this next film to revitalize my love for the series...but I won't be standing in line on opening night to see if it does. :(

    As far as your character...
    I had someone in EP chat mention "I had no idea how ugly Orcs were!"
    "WldKarde's Bacon" didn't flinch...in fact he smiled.
    He's an old war horse who doesn't let the mews of a few whelps get in his way, he just laughs knowing that they haven't seen hell...and come out the other side.

    People, characters, fans, and even George himself...sometimes lose track of what is really important in life. And that's to have fun! Might be why this thread is the longest of all the ESO threads..nothing too serious...just FUN! ;)


    Speaking of which...Only 13 days till Orsinium! B)

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • newtinmpls
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    I think the whole "Star Wars" thing @newtinmpls depends on when you were born.

    In 1977 I was the perfect demographic (10 year old male) for George Lucas, and I fell in love with Star Wars. Then came the "prequel" debacle and I fell out of love with Star Wars.

    I first saw SW in the theater as a little kid, and also really ..... was "lukwarmed" by the prequels. That's not what I meant.

    First - who are those wiggling pink people? They look like My Little Pony on .... amanita or something.

    Also:
    wldkarde wrote: »

    So I kinda get it that it is weird to "have" to watch an NFL game as an american...just to see the latest trailer.

    1-I no longer own a TV

    2-Don't watch football willingly since the Vikings lost Tarkington

    3-Orcs are not ugly ... may I refer you to:

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/166265/pretty-orcs

    Although my orc-based goblins are certainly not pretty

    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    Just a lighthearted moment with one of my favorite NPCs in the game:

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    Just in case the text is too small to read easily:

    "You have perhaps something better to do? Look we are the Queen's Eyes. We do the things that must be done even if it means geting hit in the head. Killing those who do not deserve it.

    Riding a guar naked through an Argonian temple."
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    Edited by newtinmpls on October 24, 2015 8:10AM
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    Yawn...... late at night. Still at work.

    Wanna play ESO. Finally got the "right outfit" for my Maormer.....

    qEt3Ung.png

    Unfortunatly by the time I get home... walk the dogs... eat breakfast ... I'll need to get some sleep as I work tomorrow night too.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    Still planning breakfast:

    qEt3Ung.png
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    Anyone still alive out there?
    I come with offerings...

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Ourorboros
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Anyone still alive out there?
    I come with offerings...

    Puppies-and-Kittens_1.png

    1530_23230_glam-pick-ten-moose-munch-gourmet-popcorn-canisters.jpg

    Would have preferred:

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    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
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