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Glyph of Absolute Uselessness

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Anyone come across this, yet? Lol

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  • Karamis_Vimardon
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    I got a weapon drop back in 1.2/1.3, fire destro staff with the red ? for a symbol, no level, and 0 flame damage enchant. It's also invisible and shoots fire from my freckin' feet :smiley: Great for fireworks parties and...uhhh...doing stuff with bash :wink:
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  • AlienSlof
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    This gave me a giggle this morning! I'd slap my main guy if he made one like that! :D
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  • MissBizz
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    Haha, I have seen some odd stuff be looted... but it looks like you're at an enchanting table. Did you actually craft that? lol
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  • Theosis
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    if only we could get a bunch of these (for armor) that we could put on armors so that we look like we are on fire

    This is were my signature would be if I was allowed one.
  • Argoniawind
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    Lmfao
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  • BigM
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    ROFL I put that up in my guild store sadly no one bought it. :-D
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  • AlienSlof
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    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    *Slight* Glyph of Absolute Uselessness.

    We're currently taking a look into glyphs that grant 0 bonuses. We're aware that this also occurs with other leveled elemental glyphs. When you see these, please be sure to report them using /bug. Thanks for your patience and the report!

    Awww, but that's such a funny bug! :D

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  • tsuchiya.anoncub18_ESO
    Lol, I sold it to a merchant but if I find one again, I'll be sure to report it as a bug. =)
    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    *Slight* Glyph of Absolute Uselessness.

    We're currently taking a look into glyphs that grant 0 bonuses. We're aware that this also occurs with other leveled elemental glyphs. When you see these, please be sure to report them using /bug. Thanks for your patience and the report!

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  • madterryk
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    I think there ought to be a few things like that glyph in game though -
    kind of like the staff of the fool in Diablo that gives you a negative health or mana bonus.. . LOL
  • Cody
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    I came across some of these, I was like "wth"? :)

    Ok, so i've blamed Ezareth, damage shields, columba..... hmm....... what else can i blame....
  • Cody
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    oh btw this glyph goes for 500K in guild stores.
  • riverdragon72
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    EP's fault.
    Meh...**** it..
  • Iselin
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    I wonder if it also deconstructs into nothing?
  • CPT_CAPSLOCK
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    Just a typo, i got a 0% mag cost reduction glyph, but it gives the value it should at its ql.
  • Jitterbug
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    Cody wrote: »
    I came across some of these, I was like "wth"? :)

    Ok, so i've blamed Ezareth, damage shields, columba..... hmm....... what else can i blame....

    sorcerers in general seem a safe bet these days
  • Arunei
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    Heh, one of my Guildies had this happen to them before. Was pretty entertaining when they shared it with us.
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  • Ezareth
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    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    *Slight* Glyph of Absolute Uselessness.

    We're currently taking a look into glyphs that grant 0 bonuses. We're aware that this also occurs with other leveled elemental glyphs. When you see these, please be sure to report them using /bug. Thanks for your patience and the report!

    @ZOS_GaryA if you guys aren't yet aware (last time I tested them with zero skillpoints/equipment) the top end stamina cost reduction glyphs provided 212.(something) cost reduction yet the Tooltip displays 200. The top end Magicka cost reduction glyph provides 211.(something), except for the neck which only provides 188. Can you guys take a look at this as well while you're at it?
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  • Ezareth
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    Cody wrote: »
    I came across some of these, I was like "wth"? :)

    Ok, so i've blamed Ezareth, damage shields, columba..... hmm....... what else can i blame....

    Sorcs?
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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Found the lightning version of this once.
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • Ommamar
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    Iselin wrote: »
    I wonder if it also deconstructs into nothing?

    It has been my experience that it decons just like other glyphs, usually what I do with them.
  • HeroOfNone
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    Can we get some more useful runes added instead? Maybe something with racial bonuses?

    Rune of adorableness- 50% more likely for khajiit to get a belly rub
    Rune of moistness- 50% chance for argonians to raise the spine of gratitude when hit
    Rune of arrogance- 50% more chance Dunmer are right (can only stack to 100% but never below 150%)
    Rune of Drunkeness- 50% chance nods make sense and look more pretty

    I'm sure more can be added =3
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