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You know you've been playing ESO too long when...

Basil_oz
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... you look at your cat and wonder if it is going to start talking to you in a Mediterranean voice.

... you are asked directions to the nearest post box and you reply " sure, just go W, then D for two blocks, then you need to make an A at the..."

... when your character is running along the road and you find that you are personally out of breath.

... when you get a loot drop of high value armour, but think "will my butt look big in this?"

... when you feel a sense of flattery that some toons just check your toon out.

... when you see a person approaching that you don't want to talk to and think "quick, double tap D!"

... when you are given a challenging project at work and think "man, I'm going to have to change my hot bar for this!"
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Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • Applemoth
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    Basil_oz wrote: »
    ... when you see a person approaching that you don't want to talk to and think "quick, double tap D!"

    So you dodge to the right eh? For some reason I always dodge to the left if I can help it.
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