I have tried contacting support but the things they suggested did not help.
They have since stopped replying altogether.
I tried asking for help on the facebook page, only to have my post deleted and be blocked from the page.
I submitted a "phone" support ticket and it said I would be called "in more than 1 hour". It has been a week.
My paid game time is ticking away, and I am still completely unable to play the game.
Installed from disk, the install finished and opened the launcher, which then needed an update. After the update, the launcher simply sits on a splash screen of "Loading..." indefinitely. The one time that it actually opened, it took 26 hours to load and then failed to patch anyway (Got stuck at 98%)
This is completely unacceptable, they should at least offer to pause my subscription or something until these issues are resolved, I cannot possibly be the only person with this problem.
Brand new Windows 7 Professional x64 install now and it's still not working, all my drivers are up to date and there is a dxdiag.txt attached.