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boi_anachronism_
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So i was joking with a friend and came up with this one:

Berserkers amulet:

- 4,000 penetration bonus
- you gain a stacking base damage increase of 15% per slot for every body armor slot that is empty/has nothing eqipped.

So a potential 105% flat damage increase if you only equipped weapons and jewlery.

Naked runs would be a blast 🤣
  • LukosCreyden
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    Here's one that I am making up on the spot:

    Boots of the Trickster Cat

    -whenever you are afflicted with a snare, stun or other disabling effect, you detonate with a magical blast of energy, dealing 20000 damage to all surrounding enemies, stunning them for 3 seconds and also dealing 2000 damage to yourself.

    Numbers might need tweaking, but it sounds dumb enough lol. Basically, whenever some tries to cc you, you explode and cc them instead.
    Edited by LukosCreyden on September 22, 2023 7:30AM
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  • DivineKitty
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    How about this?

    Shield of Cowardly Retreat

    Blocking reduces damage to the wearer if it comes from behind, but they take MORE damage from the front. While it sounds ridiculous (And it is) it could at least be useful for when you get ganked in PvP... or for when you turn tail and run.

    ...it also occurs to me that there are no Mythics that are weapons, or shields. Kinda weird, now that I think about it.
  • boi_anachronism_
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    Sheogorath's Boon - amulet:

    Whenever you are cc'd, stunned, or take a status effect you have an 85% chance of being turned into a goat. While in goat form you gold bar can not die. You are also immune to all cc's, status effects and aoe pulls except slow. You may be be pulled by single target effects, Your only attack is headbutt which does a flat 1k damage and can not be motified. To return from goat form you must eat a sweet roll.

    Imagine:

    A sea of goats running a muck on siege equipment in cyro
    Edited by boi_anachronism_ on September 22, 2023 11:04AM
  • Calastir
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    Stuga's Circlet:

    Wearing this item summons Stuga during combat. She doesn't actually fight, but draws aggro and continually asks "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" while your opponents chase her around in a vain attempt to beat her down.
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  • jtm1018
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    Ring of the God of Self Punishment.
    -take 50% more damage
    -deal 50% more damage
  • FayJolyn
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    Fists of the Giant - Gauntlets - Heavy

    Whenever you try to heavy attack with a Melee Weapon and hold it for a second Heavy attack you raise your fists and bring them down with the strength of a Giant, knocking any enemies high into the air and stunning them for the duration. Scattered enemies take x amount of physical damage depending on your Physical Resistance and are affected with Minor Vulnerability. This effect can only be used every 60 seconds.

    A mythic that you can use against ball groups, basically.

    The idea is that enemies are getting scattered far apart and can no longer stack heals that easily because they are out of range. Also a fun callback to the famous Giants from Skyrim.
    Edited by FayJolyn on September 22, 2023 11:08AM
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  • AlwaysDancing
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    Ring of extra ring-finger.

    Lets you wear a second mythic ring - that is all.
  • Bucky_13
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    Gloves of the Engineer:

    Siege weapons deal 100% more damage but all your other non siege weapon attacks deal 50% less damage.
    Edited by Bucky_13 on September 22, 2023 12:56PM
  • LunaFlora
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    Ring of extra ring-finger.

    Lets you wear a second mythic ring - that is all.

    but unless this ring has another effect it's basically like wearing that second mythic ring with the other ring slot empty because it doesn't do anything
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  • boi_anachronism_
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    Calastir wrote: »
    Stuga's Circlet:

    Wearing this item summons Stuga during combat. She doesn't actually fight, but draws aggro and continually asks "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" while your opponents chase her around in a vain attempt to beat her down.

    This is my favorite thus far i actually giggled at this 🤣
  • Arizona_Steve
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    Ring of instrumentation - When in combat the player summons a shield around them - and a Vossa-satl. All enemies within earshot of the Vossa-satl are debuffed. Good for dungeons and trials.

    And I want to play the Vossa-satl.
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  • KlauthWarthog
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    Crown of the Reverse Cheese:
    Reflect all incoming damage sourced from an item set or enchantment that would be dealt to you back to the item's wearer.
    Reflect all outgoing damage sourced from another item set or enchantment you are wearing back to you.
  • sarahthes
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    jtm1018 wrote: »
    Ring of the God of Self Punishment.
    -take 50% more damage
    -deal 50% more damage

    This is just Thrassian. LOL.
  • FantasticFreddie
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    Amulet of spite

    Allows the wearer to mark one ally with a rune of hostility. An ally marked with the rune will recieve no buffs, shields, or healing from the wearer. Lasts until the wearer is good and ready to remove it.
  • Ph1p
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    Rigurt's Diplomatic Wrappings (chest):
    When you drink an alcoholic beverage, you create an Aura of Diplomatic Immunity around you for 20 seconds. You and all players in the Aura have their damage reduced by 90%. After the effect ends, you are afflicted by Nordic Hangover and cannot consume foods or drinks for 30 seconds.
  • boi_anachronism_
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    Thank you guys. So of these are gems 😆
  • DrNukenstein
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    Pants of the Golden Hammer:

    Medium legs that matches the set of your currently equipped right hand weapon. Allowing for your pants slot to cover a set bonus for your front and back bar sets. Allowing for 3 trainee, 5 front, 5 back, monster.

    An alternative to the Markyn ring with the biggest benefit when you want to use two 5p sets in the same weight. Could be made obtainable with no timegated rng so it can be Markynlite while you work on your Markyn.
  • merpins
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    Fire Atronach's Heart. It goes in your belt slot, and looks like a beating heart made of magma where your belt buckle would go.

    Effect: You take on the aspect of fire atronachs. Enemies within 7 meters of you take 349 fire damage per second. When you die, your body explodes, dealing 34,791 fire damage to all creatures in a 15 meter radius. Any enemy that dies from this explosion also explodes, dealing 20% less damage, stacking with each explosion caused by subsequent deaths.

    Essentially those that die from your explosion explode but deal 20% less damage. Those that die from those explosions deal 40% less damage, and so on. A set that can just destroy ball groups and zergs would be funny imo.
    Edited by merpins on September 22, 2023 9:20PM
  • Lykeion
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    Seht's Sermon (Necklace)

    When you use Light Attack you taunt your target, this taunt lasts for 15 seconds and takes effect every 5 seconds on per target. Your Light Attack applies a stack of Seht's Discipline to your enemy for 5 seconds, each stack of Seht's Discipline reduces their Physical and Spell Resistance by 450, up to 20 stacks. Grants you Major Protection permanently, but grants you Minor Defile for 5 seconds whenever you switch the action bar.

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    While I'm giving more options for regular tanks, I'm more interested in giving more love to roleplay-oriented werewolf tankers who have been tied to Tormentor for too long.
    Also, maybe some aspiring fake tanks will also find it's a good choice
    Edited by Lykeion on September 22, 2023 9:34PM
  • Nighn_9
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    Ring of Overwhelming Anger

    After 10 different players have attacked you at least once within 10 seconds, you gain Overwhelming Anger for 5 seconds, gaining 10,000 weapon and spell damage and weapon and spell penetration.

    After 10 seconds of gaining Overwhelming anger, if there is an enemy player alive within 50 meters of you, instantly reduce your health to 0.
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  • Skullstachio
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    Bear Claws of Hrokkibeg - Medium Hands.

    Gain the "Right to Bear Arms" buff, Permanently summoning a bear to fight by your side that returns after 15 seconds when killed.

    As a Warden, also gain the "Paws and Effect" Buff which increases the ultimate cost of Guardians Wrath/Savagery by 300% but causes the Bear from "Right to Bear Arms" to also use Guardians Wrath/Savagery.
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  • karthrag_inak
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    Bald Bottom's Tail of Khajiit

    Gives decreased sneak radius to all non-khajiit who wear it of 3 m, doubled effect if worn by Bosmer (Ha) but you are taunted by spirits of Khajiit who died while attempting to sneak in the long-long ago before Khajiit race all of a sudden became more sneaky.

    No Effect on Khajiit.
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  • LadyLethalla
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    Wabbajack: mythic staff that allows you to turn any enemy into a random creature for 10s. If the enemy is a player their health will be full when they revert to their humanoid form.
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  • Sun7dance
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    The One Ring:

    While slotted all proc-sets and all other mythic items in the game are deactivated.
    All Dragonknights get a 99% permanently and unavoidable Slowdown.
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  • Dr_Con
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    LunaFlora wrote: »
    Ring of extra ring-finger.

    Lets you wear a second mythic ring - that is all.

    but unless this ring has another effect it's basically like wearing that second mythic ring with the other ring slot empty because it doesn't do anything

    you do get an extra jewelry trait + the enchantment though, so not entirely useless. Would be required for all players to get, can foresee a lot of QQ about it being P2W.

    nvm, misread the trait. I thought it unlocked another ring slot. If the mythic removed all jewelry traits and enhanced all armor enchantments/traits, or did the opposite of that effect depending on the finger it was on, it would probably be better, and should be easy to tweak/balance (in theory)
    Edited by Dr_Con on September 23, 2023 5:47AM
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    Amulet of Akatosh

    Allows Templars to go back in time and use pre-nerf jab animation.
  • Hapexamendios
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    Helm of Nordic Nomaliity

    While wearing the helm your vision is blurred, you can't walk straight and your only dialogue option are "More mead" and "Milk drinke!". You will also be gifted a 100% danage bonus in unarmed combat assuming you could actually hit anyone.
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    Sheogorath's Devotion (amulet):

    When you consume a cheese-based food, you create a ring of Uncle Sheo's Madness around you for 10 seconds. Players standing in that ring can damage and be damaged by other players of their own faction.

    After the effect ends, if you have Bastian Hallix unlocked as a companion, your rapport with him decreases by 15%.
  • Lozeenge
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    from a thread earlier this month:
    Lozeenge wrote: »
    • Mythic item that buffs your unarmed attacks. Don't care about actual viability, have it be good enough to do base game dungeons or something. Velothi's Ur-Mage's Amulet already provides opportunities for goofy builds like bashing. Break up the monotony for a bit.
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    Orb of Fury - Amulet

    Turns Mystic Orb into an Orb of Tri-Focus with 12 meter wide AOE damage.
    But the Caster cannot move for 8 seconds.
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