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ESO is not a fashion show, here's proof.

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LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L
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too many cosmetic kerfuffles in this game for it to be a fashion show...
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edit: anyone else have any examples (screenshots maybe) of their own to share?
Edited by LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L on April 26, 2023 4:20PM
You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them....
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  • Soarora
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    Poor Ember messed up a spell again. Someone get the magic spoon!
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  • fizl101
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    Ember the pantomime bear
    Soupy twist
  • BaalMelqartu
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    So... Ember came to the runway in a glinting chest piece, serving you bear butt realness and you just didn't get her fashion direction.

    Poor Ember.
  • Elsonso
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    LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L wrote: »
    too many cosmetic kerfuffles in this game for it to be a fashion show...
    19oyqvwhlrrd.png


    edit: anyone else have any examples (screenshots maybe) of their own to share?

    Should probably have a healer take a look at that... :smile:
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  • Cazador
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    See, this is why you need to be careful with teleportation magic. You never know when some quantum nonsense will happen and fuse you with a bear.
  • Saint-Ange
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    Cazador wrote: »
    See, this is why you need to be careful with teleportation magic. You never know when some quantum nonsense will happen and fuse you with a bear.

    or a fly and end looking like a Dunmer:

    the-fly-1986-1.jpg
    Edited by Saint-Ange on April 26, 2023 5:11PM
  • Hapexamendios
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    That's why you tell the bear to take a hike before the fashion show.
  • Carcamongus
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    Aaagh, that's unbearable to look at!

    I'll take my leave now.
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  • BaalMelqartu
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    Saint-Ange wrote: »
    Cazador wrote: »
    See, this is why you need to be careful with teleportation magic. You never know when some quantum nonsense will happen and fuse you with a bear.

    or a fly and end looking like a Dunmer:

    the-fly-1986-1.jpg

    This fashion statement was a little TOO Avant Garde for my taste.
  • spartaxoxo
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    I can bear-ly believe the disrespect toward this ursine fashion sense.
    Edited by spartaxoxo on April 26, 2023 8:01PM
  • kargen27
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    Maybe she is wearing a Schiaparelli?
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Jaimeh
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    Maybe she is wearing a Schiaparelli?

    Agreed, it's avant-garde, this is 4th era fashion :smiley:
  • AcadianPaladin
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    The bear looks fabulous! If you could just get that silly cat out of the way.
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  • Alphawolf01A
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    I bet she is em-bear-***ed. (embarrassed)

    I'm sorry Mods. Please don't moderate me. I couldn't pass that one up. LOL
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