Maintenance for the week of February 9:
• NA megaservers for maintenance – February 9, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for maintenance – February 9, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
• NA megaservers for maintenance – February 9, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for maintenance – February 9, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
This pet needs to have her audio "fixed"
MisterVex
✭✭
She is so cute, and such a good partner to my Thief, she is Ja'Khajit Khamira, and I love her. But does she have to CONSTANTLY fart like a bloated pig in heat? Or at least give me the option to turn off flatulent sounds. I'm a Thief. I sneak. I am quiet. I don't fart loudly every 30 seconds. Thank you.
EDIT: At post #44, I've posted a video for the non-believers.
Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on July 2, 2022 3:35AM EDIT: At post #44, I've posted a video for the non-believers.
17
-
SpiritKitten✭✭✭✭✭They better not dare touch this most adorable pet with the best animations in the game1 -
MisterVex✭✭Yes, she has the best animations in the game, I love her. And I'm glad the game doesn't have virtual smell. But her little cat farts are annoying. @whitecrow, they're not loud, but listen carefully in a quiet place.2
-
emilyhyoyeon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭this thread made my stomach sore from laughing so much ''they're not loud, but listen carefully in a quiet place.'' HAHAHHAHAIGN @ emilypumpkin
Tullanisse Starborne altmer battlemage & scholar of the ayleids
Qa'Rirra khajiit assassin & dancer
Seliwequen Narilata altmer necromancer & debaucher10 -
spartaxoxo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This has got to be the most bizzare complaint I've heard in a video game forum. Not that it's bizzare to complain about, but there exists secret cat farts that you need to go to a quiet place to hear at all! Like, this is a thing that exists!
Right up there with the memento that lets you explode chickens, and only chickens.Edited by spartaxoxo on August 8, 2021 10:55PM16 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭spartaxoxo wrote: »This has got to be the most bizzare complaint I've heard in a video game forum. Not that it's bizzare to complain about, but there exists secret cat farts that you need to go to a quiet place to hear at all! Like, this is a thing that exists!
Right up there with the memento that lets you explode chickens, and only chickens.
Quoted for ^^^^ ....what the heck? What memento?
No, wait don't tell me I think my brain just broke.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis7 -
16BitForestCat✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »spartaxoxo wrote: »Right up there with the memento that lets you explode chickens, and only chickens.
Quoted for ^^^^ ....what the heck? What memento?
No, wait don't tell me I think my brain just broke.
Since you said YOU don't want to know, I'll post it for anyone else who may be interested. XD
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Mementos#Lena.27s_Wand_of_FindingLena's Wand of Finding
A gift from a fellow student of Shad Astula.
Zone: Deshaan
Area: Shad Astula
Quest: Vision Quest
Effect: Zaps chickens (and only chickens) with red lightning and makes them explode, sending them flying into the air. May not work unless "Prevent Attacking Innocents" is turned off.
I've seen players casting effects on the chickens to make fireworks shows out of exploding poultry. It's pretty hilarious when you're out in the wilderness and randomly come across a group of people destroying an entire farm's worth of birbs.Edited by 16BitForestCat on August 8, 2021 11:21PM—PC/NA, never Steam—
Getting lost in TESO Tamriel and beyond since Beta 2013!
Alliance agnostic: all factions should chill the fetch out and party together.
If you ever wonder why certain official fandom spaces are so often toxic and awful, remember: corruption starts from the top. ^^v12 -
spartaxoxo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭16BitForestCat wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »spartaxoxo wrote: »Right up there with the memento that lets you explode chickens, and only chickens.
Quoted for ^^^^ ....what the heck? What memento?
No, wait don't tell me I think my brain just broke.
Since you said YOU don't want to know, I'll post it for anyone else who may be interested. XD
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Mementos#Lena.27s_Wand_of_FindingLena's Wand of Finding
A gift from a fellow student of Shad Astula.
Zone: Deshaan
Area: Shad Astula
Quest: Vision Quest
Effect: Zaps chickens (and only chickens) with red lightning and makes them explode, sending them flying into the air. May not work unless "Prevent Attacking Innocents" is turned off.
I've seen players casting effects on the chickens to make fireworks shows out of exploding poultry. It's pretty hilarious when you're out in the wilderness and randomly come across a group of people destroying an entire farm's worth of birbs.
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/457662/comprehensive-outdoor-chicken-list#latest
And here's a thread that lists a couple of chicken spots. Sadly it's not actually comprehensive.0 -
16BitForestCat✭✭✭✭✭spartaxoxo wrote: »https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/457662/comprehensive-outdoor-chicken-list#latest
And here's a thread that lists a couple of chicken spots. Sadly it's not actually comprehensive.
Wouldn't say it's a top spot or anything, but I've always been fond of the little flocks in and around S'ren-ja in Reaper's March for livestock mayhem, though you do have to look out for NPC's crying foul sometimes.
OP, I hope the little chicken diversion has been a welcome distraction from your kitty woes.
Edited by 16BitForestCat on August 9, 2021 12:39AM—PC/NA, never Steam—
Getting lost in TESO Tamriel and beyond since Beta 2013!
Alliance agnostic: all factions should chill the fetch out and party together.
If you ever wonder why certain official fandom spaces are so often toxic and awful, remember: corruption starts from the top. ^^v0 -
whitecrow✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I don't think I ever tried that wand! I guess I can use it towards the achievement...2 -
RevJJ✭✭✭✭✭
✭16BitForestCat wrote: »spartaxoxo wrote: »https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/457662/comprehensive-outdoor-chicken-list#latest
And here's a thread that lists a couple of chicken spots. Sadly it's not actually comprehensive.
Wouldn't say it's a top spot or anything, but I've always been fond of the little flocks in and around S'ren-ja in Reaper's March for livestock mayhem, though you do have to look out for NPC's crying fowl sometimes.
You missed a pun there.
Also, can’t wait to log onto ESO later today to check out little Khamira’s farts.Edited by RevJJ on August 9, 2021 2:45AM2 -
16BitForestCat✭✭✭✭✭You missed a pun there.
The sad thing is that I did indeed make that pun! And then I was so busy fighting my new browser settings to stop auto-"correcting" "S'ren-ja" to "Sriracha" I didn't notice when it betrayed me Elswe--uhh, elsewhere.
Though now I'm craving sriracha-honey chicken nuggets and it's time for food, so I guess it's not a total loss...?—PC/NA, never Steam—
Getting lost in TESO Tamriel and beyond since Beta 2013!
Alliance agnostic: all factions should chill the fetch out and party together.
If you ever wonder why certain official fandom spaces are so often toxic and awful, remember: corruption starts from the top. ^^v4 -
MisterVex✭✭phaneub17_ESO wrote: »Have you tried lighting a fire behind said kitty?
Omg, no! Have you seen this little kitty? She's the cutest partner to a Thief ever created, she even wears leathers and a mask! She rolls around on her back and grabs butterflies and does everything but lick her little butt. My irl cat is jealous! I could NEVER forgive myself for lighting up her ass.
Maybe it's all the butterflies she eats, I don't know. As for how annoying it is, ok, it's not on the order of the unfortunate singing Curtarous, but it's close. I'll be quietly sneaking up on a mark to pickpocket, and suddenly kitty-poo is tooting. Some call it breaking wind, I call it breaking immersion.3 -
Gleitfrosch✭✭✭✭If that is some guerrilla marketing idea to make me buy this pet... it almost worked.7
-
tripp✭✭✭You think you have it bad? I got the mint jelly netch before realizing what it sounded like because I thought it'd fit my argonian warden.
Then I heard the gurgling, like someone was choking with their mouth full of saliva.
It was the pet.big, green, buff, but surprisingly not the Hulk2 -
fizl101✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Whereas the one pet I liked being pretty chatty/noisy (the teal faced fellrunner) hardly makes a noise now in comparison to what it used toSoupy twist0 -
RevJJ✭✭✭✭✭
✭Ok so I logged on and have been staring at little Khamira for like ten mins now and have yet to hear a single fart. I am disappointed.4 -
alberichtano✭✭✭✭✭
✭She is so cute, and such a good partner to my Thief, she is Ja'Khajit Khamira, and I love her. But does she have to CONSTANTLY fart like a bloated pig in heat? Or at least give me the option to turn off pet sounds. I'm a Thief. I sneak. I am quiet. I don't fart loudly every 30 seconds. Thank you.
Sure, blame the poor kitty! ;-)0 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭
Wait, remember that fun quest in reaper march, but that does not give an memento who let you explode chickens.spartaxoxo wrote: »This has got to be the most bizzare complaint I've heard in a video game forum. Not that it's bizzare to complain about, but there exists secret cat farts that you need to go to a quiet place to hear at all! Like, this is a thing that exists!
Right up there with the memento that lets you explode chickens, and only chickens.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.0 -
CoronHR✭✭✭✭✭
✭or at least animate her farts with flower pedals, so we get the idea of a lovely fragrancePC - EU - Steam client7 -
MisterVex✭✭Ok so I logged on and have been staring at little Khamira for like ten mins now and have yet to hear a single fart. I am disappointed.
Are you in a quiet place? They're not very loud, and they are high velocity farts, meaning that they sound more like fast little riffs, rather than loud belching sounds. This is a kitty, after all.0 -
MisterVex✭✭Is there a way to post sounds in this forum? I could record my little gassy companion and post, if that would help.3
-
Fischblut✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Is there a way to post sounds in this forum? I could record my little gassy companion and post, if that would help.
I am curious to hear those sounds, please record them!
If you can only record it only as audio file, you can easily upload it to Google Drive and give link to that audio file here. Edited by Fischblut on August 9, 2021 5:24PM2 -
whitecrow✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I think I heard what you are talking about and it is really just a gurgly purr.4
This discussion has been closed.