Petition: Let Stuga be our companion!

AlextheMuspel

Do you know how long I've been waiting for this????

Add our most beloved NPC to the future companion list! Sign your name here to show your support!

Stuga, Stuga, sweet like moon sugar;
A beautiful lofty Orc maid, like those in the manga;
Oh, may I hold your tender hand in this saga;
Stuga, Stuga, my beloved amiga.

AlextheMuspel

Guys, I’m seriously disappointed, as none of you is showing any enthusiasm towards Stuga.

Ok, I admit, I might be the biggest simp for Stuga. But I’ve written so many poems for Stuga, and I want to read it to her, as my companion, in our sweet love nest.

Anyone on board?

Soulshine

Somehow... the implications of a "love nest" with a toothy orc named Stuga seem a bit scary to this one, but I wish you well in your... er... poetry readings!

AlextheMuspel

Since no one seems to share the same level of passion for Stuga, lemme share some of the poems I've written for her, so the devs can see how desperately I need this.

A maid, who is known for her virtues;
Sweet,
tender,
ubiquitous,
gallant,
and adventurous;
O, the day you found me, is the day that everything pieced together;
O, in the darkest night, I prayed to the night mother;
"May a fair maiden aid my side;
She has a heart made of iron, that turns into marshmallow at the sight of me;
She has the toughest skin, yet tender to touch";
A call that has been answered, but at what price?
A price that any true warrior would be willing to pay for!

ShawnLaRock

If it was Bazgara - Orc Stablemaster of Daggerfall - you could add as a companion, then the Bazgara’s Lucky Horseshoe my Breton character has been lugging around as an inventory-burden symbol of their unrequited love for 4 years wouldn’t be for naught.

S.

Edit: or Orc Jester Queen Ayrenn for my main... ‘cause she’s my fav NPC in the game!

allhailskippy

I'm 100% down for this.


Provided we can kill our companions.

Lugaldu

Wasn't there right before a Stuga assassination thread?

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