You'd challenge me to a duel? How droll!

Gracous

Best insult in the game......or is it?
What's your favorite insult from an NPC?

GoodFella146

You don't even know the Altmer code of dueling do you?

It is. Totally. Absolutely correct.

SeaGtGruff

"So, you're the one who saved the Queen? You don't look that special."

Oh, you said "favorite," not "most annoying." Never mind!

tomofhyrule

I love walking through Windhelm with all of the drunks at the Konunleikar.

"Ugh, you smell like an Orc!"
"One more, and you'll be good looking!"

and I'm just there like:

Vevvev

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Oh wait.... wrong game!

FluffWit

Must have ran past those two 100 times but I have yet to actually stop and talk to them or pick up the quest.

kargen27

"That was unexpectedly competent. You'd make an adequate house servant"

Sylvermynx

That line of Haskill's cracks me up every time. I have no use for his boss, but Haskill is a favorite of mine!

Saoirse_Siobhan

My favourite: "I bet if you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless!" Heard quite often form the guards in Eldenroot.

ShawnLaRock

"Listen up, you bunch of corset-wearing dog-diddlers! We got a new piece of meat on the rack, fresh from the butcher's block!"

Ahh... welcome to The Undaunted.

S.

orion_1981usub17_ESO

When sheogorath call you a puppy killer for killing his deadra... I laughed hysterically...

Orion_89

— This one's ugly, even for a mortal — Random dremora on Maelstrom Arena.
I want to say to her:
— At least I have hair, you baldy!

NotaDaedraWorshipper

"Thrice blasted son of a dreck-sifting root-munching bread-baking sot! May your ears be stuffed with whirlifly larvae, your bow-hand bitten by a rabid stoat ...
Moving on!
Tread carefully, friends. Wouldn't want the forest to swallow you up!"

And many from Abnur Tharn.