(Warning: Mild Sarcasm. This post is satirical in nature regarding the state of PVP and player commentary on it and if it offends you I do not care.)
Welcome folks to Update 29! The groundhog has spoken and we'll have 6 more months without proc sets in Cyrodiil! Isn't that great, using a total of 19 sets out of over 400 sets! Now, now, we're sure everyone is going to have a great time with this more skill based gameplay! Because if you weren't able to step out of a small red circle that healed your enemy and hurt you before, you're surely going to survive 10 seconds longer running around that tree before you desync and die anyway!
Now that we're live here, lets talk about class balance! Seriously, what is Stamden these days? Nerf Sorc? Nerf NB? Discussions of the past, friends! You surely haven't ever seen those 40k HP wardens with just as much burst as a fully-specced stamblade ganker? Or what about magblade; do they even exist anymore?
Don't enjoy Cyrodiil? Join the densely populated Imperial City, hopefully you'll get a good time or you might find a total of 10 players total over a few hours! (YAWN) I'm waiting til the next event for that!
Battlegrounds? Well mate, if that's your plan I've already arranged with the Divines to send you into 6 games of Capture the Relic, 3 games of Domination, 4 games of Chaosball, 2 Crazy Kings, and maybe if you pay me another $40 afterwards, you may be granted a deathmatch... To only be ruined by a cheese build of insert most hated class. (NERF!)
Now, now. I know what you're saying. "OP, This sounds great, I'm going to go have fun!" Well... Okay, you got me. Once you connect (If you're even able to *eyes up steam users*) be prepared for astronomically "good" performance and absolutely 0 crashes, 0 desyncs, 0 disconnects, and never-ever any remote hint of lag!
Thus signed,
Mr. ProcSetBad , Savior of Balance.