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Attention all red aoe lovers
zvavi
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This is to the healer that queues to vDoM, and dies every second aoe in the weeping woman.
To the DD that queues to vSCP and even after mechanic explanations, never hides behind pillars, or goes to protect himself in shield.
To the DD that queues to that queues vLoM, and can't quite understand that blue is the new red.
To the healer that queues to blood root forge, and forgets that the island goes kaboom.
To the DD that queues to vMGF, and screams at the tank to keep the bosses apart when he can't even pop the orb so there will be no gragoil.
To the DD that queues to vWGT, that really, really likes the lightnings.
I recommend, vMA/vVH therapy.
Edited by zvavi on December 17, 2020 2:36AM To the DD that queues to vSCP and even after mechanic explanations, never hides behind pillars, or goes to protect himself in shield.
To the DD that queues to that queues vLoM, and can't quite understand that blue is the new red.
To the healer that queues to blood root forge, and forgets that the island goes kaboom.
To the DD that queues to vMGF, and screams at the tank to keep the bosses apart when he can't even pop the orb so there will be no gragoil.
To the DD that queues to vWGT, that really, really likes the lightnings.
I recommend, vMA/vVH therapy.
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Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
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Pfft. Only if the healer sucks. Get back to work you slacker healers!
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."4 -
Mindcr0w✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭To all the people making thread after thread complaining about how awful vet pugs are but insist on continuing to pug vets:
The people you are complaining about generally aren't the people who bother signing up for and reading the forums.15 -
Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭There comes a point where you just leave 'em on the ground and do it yourself.
That's always fun when you're a tank built for tanking the hard stuff. Yeah, I've had to do it more than once. Takes forever, but if your group members keep insisting on doing a swan dive into the clearly marked and telegraphed zone of death then there's just no point in picking them up off the ground. It's hard enough rezing someone the first time while the boss is pounding you in the head."He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."3 -
Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭To all the people making thread after thread complaining about how awful vet pugs are but insist on continuing to pug vets:
The people you are complaining about generally aren't the people who bother signing up for and reading the forums.
Well to be fair, threads like this are less about being informative and more about venting some frustration."He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."6 -
Mindcr0w✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭And how many threads do we need going about the same thing simultaneously before it stops being venting and starts being whining? Especially when the issue is something you are knowingly signing up to experience every time you hit the random queue?4 -
ankeor✭✭✭✭✭To all the people making thread after thread complaining about how awful vet pugs are but insist on continuing to pug vets:
The people you are complaining about generally aren't the people who bother signing up for and reading the forums.
Well to be fair, threads like this are less about being informative and more about venting some frustration.
No need to be informative for people who refuse to learn and improve.3 -
Ferrofluid✭✭✭This is why I always slot magma armour if I’m going with pugs, it makes it much easier to rez them while tanking the boss.a.k.a. Aps1 -
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✭✭And how many threads do we need going about the same thing simultaneously before it stops being venting and starts being whining? Especially when the issue is something you are knowingly signing up to experience every time you hit the random queue?
Well put, it is actually very honest advertising on ZOS's part. The player did click a button for "Random" and that's exactly what they got. Maybe they just assumed it meant they didn't know ahead which dungeon it would be.... When in reality it was more referring to what sort of group they would have.2 -
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✭✭But honestly, I am more curious about the guy doing vet trials who still has his AOE areas set to red... seriously?2 -
AyaDark✭✭✭✭✭STOP !!!
They start to cry that it is to hard and it will be nerfed just to press ok to pass !1 -
Mancombe_Nosehair✭✭✭✭✭To be fair, most people don't know about standing in the red, because the default setting is for the minimum brightness possible; most people just don't notice it. I didn't notice it myself until I changed it.
Moving the bar to the right to increase brightness and the removal of the intro screens when opening eso are probably the best two bits of advice I was ever given.1 -
Josira✭✭✭✭I'll change the colour of unfriendly aoe's to green and friendly ones to red just to spite you
im joking. I know the pain. well..sort of. im a Dps. but have some people very close to me who are healers.
And they can speak of the pain of standing in stupid."BlooD FReNZy TicKS aLL thE BoXes of WhaT iT mEanS tO bE a VaMpiRe"0 -
universal_wrath✭✭✭✭✭This is to the healer that queues to vDoM, and dies every second aoe in the weeping woman.
To the DD that queues to vSCP and even after mechanic explanations, never hides behind pillars, or goes to protect himself in shield.
To the DD that queues to that queues vLoM, and can't quite understand that blue is the new red.
To the healer that queues to blood root forge, and forgets that the island goes kaboom.
To the DD that queues to vMGF, and screams at the tank to keep the bosses apart when he can't even pop the orb so there will be no gragoil.
To the DD that queues to vWGT, that really, really likes the lightnings.
I recommend, vMA/vVH therapy.
What about tanks who like to tank vSCP statue poison attacks or vFH last boss shouts.
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zvavi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭universal_wrath wrote: »This is to the healer that queues to vDoM, and dies every second aoe in the weeping woman.
To the DD that queues to vSCP and even after mechanic explanations, never hides behind pillars, or goes to protect himself in shield.
To the DD that queues to that queues vLoM, and can't quite understand that blue is the new red.
To the healer that queues to blood root forge, and forgets that the island goes kaboom.
To the DD that queues to vMGF, and screams at the tank to keep the bosses apart when he can't even pop the orb so there will be no gragoil.
To the DD that queues to vWGT, that really, really likes the lightnings.
I recommend, vMA/vVH therapy.
What about tanks who like to tank vSCP statue poison attacks or vFH last boss shouts.
vDoM/vSCP first boss therapy. Also vAS therapy.Edited by zvavi on December 17, 2020 11:13AM0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭But how do you expect them to see red circles when they are playing in first person?
RIP Bosmer Nation. 4/4/14 - 2/25/19.4 -
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✭✭Ah another post of one player calling others rubbish..... -slaps thigh- good old fourms...@Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP1 -
NEMESIS_97✭✭✭This is to the healer that queues to vDoM, and dies every second aoe in the weeping woman.
To the DD that queues to vSCP and even after mechanic explanations, never hides behind pillars, or goes to protect himself in shield.
To the DD that queues to that queues vLoM, and can't quite understand that blue is the new red.
To the healer that queues to blood root forge, and forgets that the island goes kaboom.
To the DD that queues to vMGF, and screams at the tank to keep the bosses apart when he can't even pop the orb so there will be no gragoil.
To the DD that queues to vWGT, that really, really likes the lightnings.
I recommend, vMA/vVH therapy.
Hahahahah very nice..will ad tanks who love tanking big boy in in blue new red aoe too...0 -
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Writing a post on the fourms aint really doing to anything about that.@Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP0 -
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✭✭NEMESIS_97 wrote: »
Not really the best way to help other people really is it, being negative doesn't really get you anywhere.@Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP2 -
zvavi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NEMESIS_97 wrote: »
Not really the best way to help other people really is it, being negative doesn't really get you anywhere.
After 2.5 hours yesterday in vSCP, my conclusion was that they all need vMA therapy. Also f*** that matriach that b**** tried to heavy attack me every geyser and it was not ok. Being nice doesn't usually get you anywhere either, just frustration.
Edit: on the positive side, they did say it was their first time. The only reason I stayed. If they would be lying pastas that say they are experienced when they are 100% not I would have left first boss.Edited by zvavi on December 17, 2020 12:42PM0 -
Dragonredux✭✭✭✭✭My favorite are the DDs that continues to stand in the red circle while I'm trying to heal them so they stay alive long enough to move out and they die because scaling damage. It's like they don't notice their health moving up and down like a yo-yo.0
