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The Land of Silly Achievements (that I would totally go get!)
MercilessnVexed
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Make four new achievements:
For killing 100k monkeys: Call it "Going Bananas" and you get the title "Mass Monkey Murderer."
For killing 100k squirrels: Call it "Going Nuts" and the title "Nut Job"
For killing 100k rabbits: Call it "Don't You Carrot All" OR "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" and the title "Hare Splitter"
Lastly, for killing 100k skeevers: Call it "Skeever McQueen" and the title "Skeever Reaver"
For killing 100k monkeys: Call it "Going Bananas" and you get the title "Mass Monkey Murderer."
For killing 100k squirrels: Call it "Going Nuts" and the title "Nut Job"
For killing 100k rabbits: Call it "Don't You Carrot All" OR "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" and the title "Hare Splitter"
Lastly, for killing 100k skeevers: Call it "Skeever McQueen" and the title "Skeever Reaver"
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BomblePants✭✭✭✭✭
✭Haha.... I like these! Getting killed in Cyro 100k times...Noob..... (that would definitely be my title)....7 -
Chaos2088✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭What’s with all the killing -puts on Snow White outfit-
“Run my little critters run!!!”@Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP1 -
mairwen85✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm still confused as to why we can't kill dire wolf puppies. We can kill the parent because it attacks us, but the pups will grow up to attack us too--and if it's a matter of being humane, without the mummy wolf they'll die of starvation which is far worse than being killed by my character.1 -
Mik195✭✭✭✭✭
✭How about one for dying from fall damage? I regularly decide to jump off a cliff instead of finding a way down.2 -
Path✭✭✭✭✭I kill foxes. Why?
Because of a personal issue.
Hate them.
No cute term for "Fox Killer." Just a sense of satisfaction.
Fairy Tales Really Do Come True...Kinda.1 -
MercilessnVexed✭✭✭✭barney2525 wrote: »what do you have against small fuzzy critters ?
What’s with all the killing -puts on Snow White outfit-
“Run my little critters run!!!”
You both DO realize you're in a game where we kill things literally ALL the time, EVERY day. It's in nearly every quest, unless you're doing nothing but Thieves Guild quests.0 -
DUTCH_REAPER✭✭✭✭✭
✭In Vault of Madness where you make the huge jump/fall and if you do it right can kill your self with fall damage
Call it “Hopping Mad”2 -
MercilessnVexed✭✭✭✭There should be an achievement for killing those rats that run rampant everywhere. There are so many rats, it would have to be a really large number. I mean, 100k is a lot of rats, but maybe that should be just the first level. Then 500k. Then perhaps 1 million rats. The achievement could be "Pied Piper of Tamriel." Perhaps, since there are no children in Tamriel, this achieve would give reason for having no children in the game.
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✭✭Beastygrowls wrote: »barney2525 wrote: »what do you have against small fuzzy critters ?What’s with all the killing -puts on Snow White outfit-
“Run my little critters run!!!”
You both DO realize you're in a game where we kill things literally ALL the time, EVERY day. It's in nearly every quest, unless you're doing nothing but Thieves Guild quests.
Yeah what I put was for humour......if you want to take it seriously go ahead......Im gunna start up my snow white critter rescue service....@Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP1 -
barney2525✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Beastygrowls wrote: »barney2525 wrote: »what do you have against small fuzzy critters ?What’s with all the killing -puts on Snow White outfit-
“Run my little critters run!!!”
You both DO realize you're in a game where we kill things literally ALL the time, EVERY day. It's in nearly every quest, unless you're doing nothing but Thieves Guild quests.
I don't kill bunnies, I don't kill the monkeys, I don't kill the squirrels.
I only kill the rats if they attack first
And I don't kick puppies.
If it attacks me, I'll kill it. But small and fluffys have never prevented me from completing a quest.
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zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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The one wanting an no death run tend to be the splatter hereDUTCH_REAPER wrote: »In Vault of Madness where you make the huge jump/fall and if you do it right can kill your self with fall damage
Call it “Hopping Mad”
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.0 -
Sheridan✭✭✭✭✭Yeah, I miss silly / creative achievements in ESO. They all seem... formal and straight-forward, like "complete quests", "kill players", "kill bosses", "complete hard mode", "complete dungeon in limited time", "collect things" etc. Back in the days, in Warhammer Online we had all kinds of fun achievements with corresponding titles. Almost every activity in the game you could possibly come up with was counted towards some hidden achievement. Brewing potions while standing in lava, dying from fall damage, inspecting other players, playing emotes, whispering, changing names, adding friends, clicking on yourself etc.
There was a whole line of "naked" achievements - kill monsters while being naked, craft 1000 items naked, click on another naked player 1000 times ("The Voyeur" title), click on yourself 1000 times while being naked ("Narcissist" title), have another players click on you 1000 times while you are naked ("Celebrity"), speak with NPCs while naked, summon mount 1000 times while naked ("Saddlesore" title) and many more.
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zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Love the empior title for killing 10 players covered in pie.
We cheated in one guild, request for players from multiple alliances to gather at one convenient location in Cyrodil and started killing each others with one resurrecting, problem was that this showed up as an fight on the map so people came, some joined the fun but many was out for an fight so we moved it to an delve
As guild is mostly EP I was killed a lot.Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.1 -
MercilessnVexed✭✭✭✭Yeah, I miss silly / creative achievements in ESO. They all seem... formal and straight-forward, like "complete quests", "kill players", "kill bosses", "complete hard mode", "complete dungeon in limited time", "collect things" etc. Back in the days, in Warhammer Online we had all kinds of fun achievements with corresponding titles. Almost every activity in the game you could possibly come up with was counted towards some hidden achievement. Brewing potions while standing in lava, dying from fall damage, inspecting other players, playing emotes, whispering, changing names, adding friends, clicking on yourself etc.
There was a whole line of "naked" achievements - kill monsters while being naked, craft 1000 items naked, click on another naked player 1000 times ("The Voyeur" title), click on yourself 1000 times while being naked ("Narcissist" title), have another players click on you 1000 times while you are naked ("Celebrity"), speak with NPCs while naked, summon mount 1000 times while naked ("Saddlesore" title) and many more.
EXACTLY. This is what I'm talkin about! Perfect!!
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Guyle✭✭✭✭✭I'm still confused as to why we can't kill dire wolf puppies. We can kill the parent because it attacks us, but the pups will grow up to attack us too--and if it's a matter of being humane, without the mummy wolf they'll die of starvation which is far worse than being killed by my character.
And cats, we should be allowed to kill the cats. I would settle for that and sub forever.0 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Beastygrowls wrote: »Make four new achievements:
For killing 100k monkeys: Call it "Going Bananas" and you get the title "Mass Monkey Murderer."
I'd like 'Going Bananas' as the actual title But for something other than killing monkeys... maybe crafting and consuming 1000 'banana surprise' dishes, or something.
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✭✭Beastygrowls wrote: »Make four new achievements:
For killing 100k monkeys: Call it "Going Bananas" and you get the title "Mass Monkey Murderer."
For killing 100k squirrels: Call it "Going Nuts" and the title "Nut Job"
For killing 100k rabbits: Call it "Don't You Carrot All" OR "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" and the title "Hare Splitter"
Lastly, for killing 100k skeevers: Call it "Skeever McQueen" and the title "Skeever Reaver"
These are great - thanks for the laughs
I'd be inclinded more towards something involving monkey burgers (monkey [burger] business?) since it's a substantial source of white meat in game for me. But I may just be splitting 'hares' - yours are really great and would be very hard to top. 5 -
MercilessnVexed✭✭✭✭I'm still confused as to why we can't kill dire wolf puppies. We can kill the parent because it attacks us, but the pups will grow up to attack us too--and if it's a matter of being humane, without the mummy wolf they'll die of starvation which is far worse than being killed by my character.
And cats, we should be allowed to kill the cats. I would settle for that and sub forever.
Why am I not surprised. LOL!0 -
Guyle✭✭✭✭✭Beastygrowls wrote: »I'm still confused as to why we can't kill dire wolf puppies. We can kill the parent because it attacks us, but the pups will grow up to attack us too--and if it's a matter of being humane, without the mummy wolf they'll die of starvation which is far worse than being killed by my character.
And cats, we should be allowed to kill the cats. I would settle for that and sub forever.
Why am I not surprised. LOL!
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