What are some of the funniest ESO toon names you've encountered?

GhostOfAnEra · August 10

I saw some hilarious ones throughout the years. Some made me go: "These people need to go outside!"

Here's some funny ones I saw:

Leaves Group Early
Please go Elseweyr
Omg I'm Gonna Die
Recycling Dead Bodies
Erects Many Bones
[snip]
Looks-In-Urns
Fixes-Your-Ouchies
Wants-Swords-Softer
Filter Water

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dem0n1k · August 10

It Hurts When I PEE VEE PEE

Guthix_of_the_Green · August 10

And Argonian named:
Becky-with-the-Good-scales

Aznarb · August 10

"Please don't die"
"Raise funny skeleton"
"Red circle don't buff"
"Shame the Tank"
"Man play stam"

And I've forgot ton of them :x

Ectheliontnacil · August 10

- Argonian Sorc called You're a Lizard Harry
- Magicka Dk called Watch me Whip
- Magsorc called John Trabolta
- A tank called Blame the Healer

I'm probably forgetting a ton, and there's also a lot of hilarious names that you can't really post on the forums haha.

Thannazzar · August 10

saw these two in a group together!

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And this one in PVP

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heavenelva · August 10

Pees-All-Colors

FrancisCrawford · August 10

After a certain change to stealth passives, I wound up renaming one of my characters Grumpy Ex Wood Elf.

This was of course a tribute to:

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FrancisCrawford · August 10

On PC/NA I've always been partial to the character Ned Stark's Head and the account @PinkFreud

And I think there's a whole guild Stands-In-Red.

Curryganz · August 10

dozens which I probably forgot, Brings maids into line, Skooma Thurman, Ugh Bosmer (he hated them), Jone Mitchell, Rusty Argonian Pouch..

Sir_Gentleman777 · August 10

"Jabba the Gut" is my toon. He is the biggest and ugliest Stamplar Orc imaginable. Kinda like me if i think about it ^^

Schemering · August 10

Hates-Argonian-Names

Pauwer · August 10

Pippa Longbottom

Sethei · August 10

Ectheliontnacil wrote: »

- Argonian Sorc called You're a Lizard Harry
- Magicka Dk called Watch me Whip
- Magsorc called John Trabolta
- A tank called Blame the Healer

I'm probably forgetting a ton, and there's also a lot of hilarious names that you can't really post on the forums haha.

I know that argonian lol

Fischblut · August 10

I've seen many names which made me giggle, but at the moment only these come to mind

Maybe not in exact words, but as I remember them:

Eat Pasta Run Fasta
Wait for my Spectral Bow
Ima Chargin Mah Laser (I got this name from my death recap together with Radiant Destruction ability - I laughed cause it looked perfect

)

I love all the tastefully funny names

I don't like vulgar names though.

heaven13 · August 10

Ults-On-Trash and an argonian named Makes-Great-Shoes

Sanctum74 · August 10

AgaTheGreat wrote: »

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Sad we have so many people in this community that make it a point to report others for silly names.

Drunkensot · August 10

Go Heal Yourself

AlnilamE · August 10

There is a DC character I used to see in PvP called Keep Wall.

I also remember Stops-for-Columbine.

redlink1979 · August 10

Some of the funniest I've seen so far besides some already stated above:

Duct-Tapes-Your-Wounds
Lamia Del Rey
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danthemann5 · August 10

Pinball Lizard

RDMyers65b14_ESO · August 10

I will neither confirm nor deny that I have a PVP character that is named Rayles Glademist. And, yes, she is a Warden.

jm42 · August 10

Curryganz wrote: »

Skooma Thurman

gosh thats beyond brilliant

kargen27 · August 10

I named one of mine Shirley I Jest. He used to wear really bright clothes and all that. He isn't as flamboyant now.

Drunk-As-Skunk
Swims-Like-Nord

Someone mentioned PinkFreud above. He has a Necromancer called Seplo Fobia (I think I spelled that right). Seplophobia is a fear of decaying bodies.

Gracous · August 10

Saw a guy named Rumblebutt Flappincheecks

CMDR_Un1k0rn · August 10

I saw Soschal Distance last night.

GhostOfAnEra · August 10

Some are these are so funny

volkeswagon · August 11

stinky butty

Nareya726 · August 11

Most of the funny ones I've screenshotted can't be posted here, but I did laugh recently at "Can Even Heal Covid".

newtinmpls · August 11

Earlier today I ran across "Can't Heal Stoopid"

One of my faves:

and as mentioned, I'm still waiting to meet "hashtag ragequit"

Zardayne · August 11

Not a character name, but in Daoc or Warhammer there was a guild named Blood Bath & Beyond. Hell I still call that store that to this day and my wife, which is a non gamer, just shakes her head and calls me a nerd lol.